In this episode, Matt is "not jazzed" to try the new Breakfast themed Cup Noodles from Nissin. One is "Breakfast" with maple syrup, pancakes, sausage, and egg. The other is everything bagel seasoning and a cream cheese sauce.

Try them if you dare. Britt the Editor finished the Maple one...

Then, Kelsey covers a few cats who have gained notoriety for their sizable figures and subsequent weight loss through joining the swim team at the Canine Aquatic Center in Evansville, Indiana. First, she tells of Cinderblock the cat. This 20+ pound cat went viral in 2019 for only placing a single paw on a water treadmill. Then she mentions the next cat to join the team: Thicken Nugget, who came to the shelter with a 30+ pound starting weight. You know we love a good pun and a weird tale. (Tail)

The Creeps also go back and forth on whether they'd eat a late night gas station roller hot dog over the weird ramen.