In this episode, the Creeps try three past winners from Herr's annual Flavored by Philly Crunch-Off contests, chips that were all re-released for everyone to try and vote on, all of which we're so very oblivious and unaware of. The flavors are (if we botched any of this, sorry to our Philladelphian Phans) Long Hots - Peppers & Sharp Provolone, Tomato Pie (shoutout to Britte's Philly mother and her love of Tomato Pie) this particular chip flavor is stylized after the pizza from Corropolese Bakery, and Special Hot Stromboli, modeled after a spicy stromboli from Romano's. You can vote for your favorite until August 4th, 2025 on their website.

Then, Matt goes very Florida, to a story from 2020 involving Robert Hobby and Marcus Reeves. They are forever immortalized as idiot criminals, for leaving their personal stuff at the scene of their petty crimes. They faced 14 charges for their classy thievery, ranging from cigarettes to scratchers.

Also, they talk about hot pockets, chip combos in your mouth, the taste of numbers and Mothman, dollar store Jean Ralphio, chip bag asmr, and not knowing what long hots are. And they swear a lot.