In this episode, we're eating candy corn whether you like it or not. Spiced cider, caramel apple, sweet maple, salted butterscooch, and purmpern spice, according to Kelsey. She also brought Brachs Mellowcreme Caramel Apples that are red, green, and brown. Also, TROPICAL AND OR LEAF FLAVOR WHY YOU THERE.

Then, Kelsey wants to know if you're ready for her tale, and you're not. She finally broke Matt with this one. July, Burbank, hot outside, Matt's 37 years old and doesn't live anywhere near California. A man follows a lady shopping at Nordstrom Rack and later Walmart, smelling her butt all the while. It's a story for the ages. And it's a story that happens more than once. (Credit KTLA Mark Sternfield)

The Creeps also talk about how far we've fallen, Swifties, the things you'll listen to for friends.