Mainland Girl

After going through the several stages of grief and procrastination, I am finally back for good. To compensate for being away for so long, I’m back with a lot of tales. This one in particular, promised me permanent residence in Canada, in exchange for marriage. It is of course, one of the many creative ways Yoruba men lie. Listen to my story, rate it and learn from me on why you shouldn’t give your number to strangers. As far as I’m concerned, ‘how we met vs how it’s going’ is just a myth. Okay, I’m talking too much already, just listen. Xo

One of the most important things you can do for your mental health is meditation. Finding a space for mindfulness helps us both in challenging times and moments of celebration. On this episode, I’ll be giving out some words of encouragement and positivity that you can practice for those times when you are feeling low. It happens to the best of us but it doesn’t make us any less amazing

Where have I been? What’s the next step? Why am I single? When will I have a pot brownie? Vital questions I address in this podcast. Enjoy

Hey there! How’s your detty December going? I don’t know about you but all the money I’ve spent in traffic this month is enough for me to flex at home. On this podcast episode, i’ll be talking about the scam within concerts. I mean, vip and regular tickets are practically the same thing. Neither party gets food

This is no attack hun. Everybody has new year goals or resolutions. At the beginning of 2019, a lot of us probably had a long list we were swearing by. How much of it were you able to accomplish? Were you able to step out of your comfort zone this year? What would you do differently? Which of the goals would spill over into 2020?

This is my last inconsistence apology. I’m back and swinging real hard now

When do I get to meet my Shrek? Can somebody please tell him I'm getting tired of waiting?? Fiona needs some love

I’m trying to be a good example. Let’s be goal partners. By the end of this year, i want to publish at least 50 podcast episodes with 5000 total listens. That can only happen with consistency. Regardless of whatever happens. Just a side note; I am finally open to collaborations so you can hit me up on instagram to discuss a possible date for us to work together. Adios for now

Thank you so much for helping me hit a thousand total plays. I love you guys. I’m down with a cold but I couldn’t resist dishing you the gist on my last mainland girl encounter. One of these days, I’ll swear off buses. This sweet girl wants to bath in milk, not spit. Listen and find out what I mean🤗

A question just popped in my head. If you can’t marry a pepper seller, how do you expect Dangote or prince Williams to marry you? I just can’t help but judge and wonder why my admirers are bike riders, pepper sellers, conductors. Is there something on my forehead I’m not seeing? I like to believe I’m a spec though. But If yes, who knows where I can wash it off? Listen to my all new episode on my encounter with a pepper grinder