Hey America. The streets are a little bit safer today as trump and his plainclothes ICE officers remove College grad students from our midst and whisk them away to their private dungeon in the deep south.

trump promised he would only go after vicious illegal criminals to begin with, and what could be more dangerous and lethal than a grad student on a Fulbright scholarship? Breathe easy everyone, trump is going to make your neighborhood great again (just don't write or say anything that the Orange Queen doesn't like or you might find yourself in shackles on a one way trip to political prison in Louisiana). First amendment? What First Amendment?