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Dan may not believe it, but this is totally a part two for our Hamilton episode. Let’s talk guaranteed income, aging populations, not very woke movies, and how a group of feral children could possibly grow up to be Michael York.

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Okay, so it might not teeeecchnically be fiction, but admit it. You’re as in love with Hamilton as we all are! And don’t you wanna know what blackmail money from the 1700’s would look like inflated for today’s world? Absolutely you do, that’s why you listen!

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Seems kinda obvious, when you think about it, for us to talk about Blank Check, the 90’s kids’ movie that was clearly meant to be watched only by children and never scrutinized by their adult guardians. With both questionable moral content AND a poor understanding of how much $1 Million will get you, Blank Check has it all! Listen as Dan gives good non-advice about how to handle your money, and how dang hard it is to buy a house in this day and age!

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I mean… Ferris is a bad friend. And possibly a sociopath? But Cameron’s dad is uptight and spent waaaay too much on a car, sooo… who’s the REAL bad guy here?

Check out this week’s episode as we find out just how much their little truancy trip to Chicago cost Cameron, from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off!

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This week, listen as Damon and Dan slowly horrify Liz as they recount the economic and moral realities of a desolate, post-war apocalypse, where one must trap and ruthlessly train animals in order to survive. Where water is scarce, and there’s no real way to be a pacifist.

Or, you know. Pokemon.

Is this game fun? Liz will have to play it one day to find out.

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Ohhh man, get ready for more #saltfacts!

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Delight! As Dan discusses whether or not this very-complicated-to-assemble children’s board game has any bearing on what actual life might be like! Thrill! As Damon and Liz both learn over the course of this podcast that they actually have no idea how to play the real game of life! Wonder! If the three of these goons will ever stop talking about Careers, a game that, while easier to assemble, doesn’t age well!

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In today’s episode, we give you some very Not Real (TM) advice about what to do when you receive an unexpected windfall, like say, I dunno, a magical lamp with a genie who may be stuck in a weird loop out of time?

But mostly we talk about how much we dislike the song, “The Morning Report.” Yup. From Lion King.

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Great Scott! Guess how many times each of our hosts has seen this movie! The number is probably either very surprising, or very UNsurprising, depending on how well you know them.

This week, we discuss just how dang rich our old bully Biff turns out to be, as he uses a VERY detailed sports almanac to make his riches in the past.

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Hello children! Welcome to the magical corporation run by an eccentric misanthrope, where all your candy dreams and nightmares can come true! Enjoy the magical tour through the facility, but don’t you DARE touch ANYTHING, or SO HELP ME…

Listen as Dan grimaces his way through this episode, teaching us how the very strange Wonka corporation might work (or NOT work).