Ladies!Ladies, if you feel me, say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)Fellas!Come on, fellas, if you feel me,say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)Virgins!If you haven't felt a person,say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)If you can divide by zero, letme hear you say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)No you can't! Mathematically impossible.Listen, don't be Pavlovian.I'm looking for actual answers here,trying to gather information...Let's go!If you like drinking booze,let me hear you say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)If you like smoking weed,let me hear you say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)Gotcha. Get these motherfuckers.Pot is ruining America.PSYCH.If you don't give a fuck about the law,let me hear you say fuck the police!(Fuck the police!)If that seems oversimplified to you,let me hear you say it's a really toughjob and they're doing their best!(It's a tough job-)If you know nothing about the conflictbetween Israel and Palestine, andthus feel super uncomfortable aboutweighing in on it if you've read aboutit, let me hear you say...no comment!(No comment!)Good call. I have no idea what'sgoing on over there.What are they fighting about?They have similar hatsIf you wanna start the show,let me hear you say hell yeah!(Hell yeah!)If my name's Bo...whoopsI think you're done withthis call-and-response shitThat's what I thoughtYou want me to get introspective?Let's get introspective!I can't wrap my mind aroundexactly why I'm hereI know you paid money, I should be funnyOther than that,I don't know why I'm hereTo make you laugh, right?That's only half rightLook at the world, Idon't know why I'm hereAll this laughter can'tfeed starving AfricansI just hope I don't getmore from this than you doI would love to tell youthat everything is fineYou wanna be happy,well, get in lineYeah, this is almost musicallyincoherent at this pointBut y'all ain't seen a comedy showlike this in your fucking lifeAnd for a good reason,It gets old after a few minutesYou'll see!Let's get this show going!Let's get this show started!Okay!One, two, three, four--so I was at the dentistthe other day.