MONDAY 12/16/19: Shawn has movie issues. Texters argue over the worst Christmas song. The fake white power sign hits the news again.

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The News Junkie, Shawn Wasson, with Sabrina and C-Lane.
The three best friends you never knew you had run through the most viral stories of the day.

Comedy

News

The cicadas are everywhere, what Trump's jail cell would look like, the Boy Scouts changes names, the Met Gala wet t-shirt contest, Apple's boring new event, $40,000 per year to optimize your health, learning more about lab-grown meat, nude cruise revelations and so much more!

Nude Cruise Rules

Tom Brady got roasted, a remote working job that seems insane, Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tarts movie is weird, Sabrina says an unthinkable word in front of Amy Kaufeldt, the Kentucky Derby was won by a nose, the weird thing Shawn did for Cinco De Mayo and so much more!

The Tom Brady Roast

Kitara is back, Shawn and Sabrina argue over whether Britney Spears is crazy, schools don't have air conditioning, a reporter is getting stalked, cars are getting too much tech, Ashley Madison sextortion, a Pop Tart movie and so much more!

Are You Still There?

A crazy man in court, an old lady bank robber, Domino's has a crazy new idea, The Fall Guy, a man dressed as 'Ken' kills another man, insane new AirBnB locations, a politician's phone got hacked, the celebrity bowling event and so much more!

Dad Joke Disaster

A bee hero comes forward, Sabrina isn't a fan, we all made mistakes - all three of us come clean, Fritz on the Street, pay me for my work, using AI because you're too scared to order pizza, never lost any luggage, Dave & Busters gambling and so much more!

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