Shawn tells a horribly embarrassing story, the Spelling Bee winner drama, a terrible clip from a flight, a $650 ferret, going alone is twice as expensive, Elon Musk's final day, the two-word greeting that's taking over, bad news about termites in Florida, Dog owners vs cat owners and so much more!

Nathan Fielder crashes into the news, Elon Musk leaves politics, Victoria's Secret has a new secret, more Trump pardons, another Diddy case update, paying with gold, more airline changes, a Mysterious Metal Sphere, an NFL star and some pink powder, judges slap down tariffs and so much more!

A duck holds an entire neighborhood hostage. What would you do? Also, a bird on a plane, reality stars get a Trump pardon, AI fake news is everywhere, a Miami cop shoots a man, WNBA's racism investigation bust, a kayak vs jetski death in Texas, McDonald's take an L and so much more!

Sabrina actually hid a surprise under Shawn's chair. What was it? Well, it got weird. Also, Macron gets slapped, prison escape updates, a man attacked by a gator and shot by cops, a cringe award show moment, some great questions with Moe DeWitt and so much more!

Crazy new Google tech, the Israeli embassy murders, Shawn has unlocked a new fear, a fight about the long weekend, a boy puts a pen in his junk, drama on the Madden movie set, the Big, Beautiful Bill shocker, a dump truck vs a house, a dog vs 5 coyotes, a plane vs a neighborhood and so much more!

Do we need a golden dome? AI takes another leap, Trump vs the President of South Africa, a concert in your backyard, inappropriate text messages, the New Orleans sheriff should resign, the latest in the Diddy case, an at-home pap smear, Skibidi Toilet on the big screen and so much more!

The Biden cancer coverup, Sabrina's bizarre pen, trusting Presidential fitness tests, Shawn bought a pirate leg, Trump slams NOTUS reporter, filming in the locker room, the Welcome To Rockville busts, New Orleans prison escape update, Diddy update, an attorney in his underwear and so much more!

Shawn is wounded, Biden's bombshell cancer news, Rockville was insane, a Mexican ship hits a bridge, a WNBA controversy seems fake, police escorts for rockers, Diddy case update, Final Destination, a new Netflix documentary, an IVF bombing manifesto and so much more!

Tornadoes rip through the midwest, a female cop loses her gun, the Boss won't shut up, is 6847 a threat, air traffic control during a failure, a prison escape in New Orleans, the latest Diddy update, no more fluoride, a braindead pregnant woman, only one student graduated at this school and so much more!

Diddy case updates, RFK Jr gets scared, Ben and Jerry's debate, a kid gets perp-walked, the Mother of the Century, dangerous Final Destination Promos, Apple CarPlay Ultra, a bull gets a woman by the thong, the band Lord Buffalo gets into trouble and so much more!