A man makes a shark mistake, Cracker Barrel breaks bad, more twists in the fatal semi truck crash, another massive Carnival Cruise brawl, parts fall off of a Delta flight, a student gets suplexed, Trump's gonna hit the D.C. streets, RIP to a social media judge, a Sheriff fired for being mean to an old man and so much more!

A Choose Your Own Adventure intro, Weaponizing your sprinklers, Hurricane Erin gets close to the East Coast, Turnpike Semi Truck crash updates, Trump plays DJ at the White House, the cringiest bride ever, the Good Boy movie buzz, Oklahoma teacher tests, a present from Putin and so much more!

A cancelled A-list celebrity is trying to make a comeback, a taste test accident, reasons to avoid restaurants, checking in on D.C. crime, the new app breaking records, cops leave report cards, an update on the mini fridge take, Panera Bread owes you money, the creepiest popcorn bucket and so much more!

A judge makes a huge mistake, Zelensky is back at that White House, a semi truck crash leads to an arrest, Amy Kaufeldt joins the show, a cop grabs a boob, a fake Justin Beiber, the Putin poop suitcase, a politician goes nuclear on camera, 8 raccoons take over a house and so much more!

A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure intro gone wrong, Trump + Putin in Alaska protesters, an update on the train horn house, a woman thinks she's fighting ICE, Hurricane Erin on the move, a threat against police in DC, This Week in Florida, AI is making your power bill more expensive and so much more!

A nightmare neighbor with a train horn, two views of Washington D.C., a woman who likes baseball too much, Tropical Storm Erin updates, the homesick football player, the No Shop list, rabbits are growing horns in Colorado, the Bridge Murders Hulu docuseries shocked Shawn and so much more!

War on the Whipper Snappers, Shawn's 'Excellente' encounter, here comes Hurricane Erin, D.C. is dangerous vs not dangerous, the parents raising Carnivore Babies, AI takes over 9-1-1, an old man battles an airplane bandit, a Zoomer lashes out, the Yogurt Shop Murders and so much more!

An UNHINGED Bass Pro Shops stunt, Trump moves on Washington DC, Tropical Storm Erin has formed, water bottles are exploding, Amy Kaufeldt's sorority stories, a WNBA sex toy suspect, the greatest popcorn bucket, ChatGPT's weird problem, the White House is turning gold and so much more!

A cruise ship horror story, ANOTHER WNBA dildo lands, the Grand Theft Auto release date, baby's first steps controversy, a green sex toy attack in Shawn's studio, This Week in Florida, a Swamp Man weighs in on rat vs gator, a racist couple gets a surprise, the 'Was It Krispy?' lady is angry, The Office spinoff is coming soon and so much more!

South Park strikes again, Trump goes in on Howard Stern, a woman pretends she's a nurse, we predict the future, WNBA sex toy updates, Canada bans going in the woods, a Zoomer crashes out, Calvin Harris grosses us out, Weapons at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, Fort Stewart updates and so much more!