Somebody at your company is buying a coffee they don't even want. They badge in, pour a cup, make sure a couple of people see them, and drive home to do the actual work. We gave that behavior a name. The fact that it needed a name tells you most of what you need to know about how return to office is going. Ryan and Daniel get into why companies keep issuing mandates the data doesn't support, why some of those mandates are working exactly as intended, and how to tell the difference between a company that has a plan and a company that just wants to see cars in the parking lot.
In this episode:
- Why coffee badging exists at all, and why its existence is the real indictment
- The stealth layoff nobody announces: mandates designed to make you quit so nobody pays severance
- Three assumptions every RTO mandate rests on, and why five years of evidence has knocked all three down
- The case FOR going back: Ryan's client whose culture quietly eroded while everyone was remote
- Which generation is coffee badging the most, and which one is just quitting instead
- Where your company actually sits on the continuum between power play and real strategy
00:00 - Cold Open: Why We Even Have a Word for This
02:00 - Zero Productivity Gain, and the Mandates Keep Coming
06:00 - 93% of CEOs, 51% Occupancy, and a Whole Foods Loading Dock
10:00 - The Federal Reserve Stat: Quitting Is the Point
13:00 - Ryan's Case FOR the Office: Right Room, Right Reason
18:00 - Three Assumptions Every Mandate Is Built On
22:00 - The Sunk Cost Fallacy Wearing a Lanyard
25:00 - Work Receipt: The 600-Person Culture That Quietly Eroded
29:00 - Who Coffee Badges? The Generational Breakdown
33:00 - Evil Geniuses or Just Counting Badge Swipes?
36:00 - Monday Morning Fix: The Email Landed. Now What?
39:00 - Last Word: You Can Force Attendance, Not Buy-In