At-risk youth in Michigan City have an opportunity to get off the streets and learn how to work retail in a rejuvenated mall run by the Noonan Group. The trouble is that the general public still isn't showing up, so they also have to be the customers? I dunno, something about vouchers and armed guards, but at least there's a video arcade.

Featuring power art-comedy couple Sara McHenry (on Twitter @yellowcardigan) and Tom McHenry (on Twitter @tommchenry). Sara makes Hey Pais and Tom makes ProofNewspaper.com and HorseMaster.