Meet Crisp Checkers, program director of the new eBay Studios, who is fired up to compete with Amazon Studios. His bold ideas include a game show (where you can win used collectibles, naturally) and some British thing riddled with castles. Featuring Asterios Kokkinos (on Twitter @asterios). Look for his book The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man at devastatorpress.com.

Berta Zia (Lisa Wise in disguise!) cold calls Jay Frosting to pitch a new (?) business idea. The first one is DOA but she has a few backup ideas. Lisa's on Twitter: @esiwasil

Enter to win a trip to the World Cup with Myst7qe and Mistook's Traveling Freak Show (offer not valid in Kentucky, South Dakota and Hawaii, must have a birth defect or life defect to win, Bloop Group shareholders are encouraged not to enter). Featuring Ron Babcock (on Instagram at heyron) and Amanda Romeo (of BeardedLadyShow.com).

When you hear "holy land," what do you think of? Not the moon? Well, get ready to stop not thinking that way, buster. SpaceX is prepping a colonization mission, but they don't want to go to some godless space rock, so they've got a plan to make it sacred. Featuring Steph Garcia (on Twitter @mostephlove) and Josh Richmond (@radiotfb).

A new TV channel is getting ready to replace TLC, it's the Lil'l Learning Channel (that's not a typo), and it's going to premiere with a 24/7 reality show that follows around a newborn baby. "Follows" might be a strong word. She'll probably just lie around, so they're thinking of ways to make it more exciting.

Featuring Allan Johnson (on Twitter @allan_johnson, and he makes the podcast "This Week in Today") and Brian Thompson (of the Royal Bermuda Whiskey Club).

We got access to two heads of Facebook's new virtual/actual reality department, after they bought they Oculus Rift VR intellectual property. Join Jay in his adventure through the deep dark dungeon, or maybe you'd like to play a beach game, or ... shop for pot roast? Featuring Landon Kirksey (@itslandon) and J.J. Wright (@anhonestghost).

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and– Whoa! Hey! Not Cool! (Featuring Nichole Rivera, on Twitter @nonsensenichole and Chase Nordengren, @ethosophical.)

Tons of people are stuck at the airport, so Saul and Oiva Lipscowitz figure it's time to return to their vaudeville roots and give them a show! Featuring Danny Jacobs and Seth Brown of The Understudies (www.theunderstudies.webs.com).

Americans for Prosperity for Americans has a rebuttal to the rebuttal to the rebuttal of Barack Obama's 2014 State of the Union address. Featuring Mike Roe (on Twitter @mikeroe) and Rebecca O'Malley (on Twitter @resilientrabbit).

At-risk youth in Michigan City have an opportunity to get off the streets and learn how to work retail in a rejuvenated mall run by the Noonan Group. The trouble is that the general public still isn't showing up, so they also have to be the customers? I dunno, something about vouchers and armed guards, but at least there's a video arcade.

Featuring power art-comedy couple Sara McHenry (on Twitter @yellowcardigan) and Tom McHenry (on Twitter @tommchenry). Sara makes Hey Pais and Tom makes ProofNewspaper.com and HorseMaster.