Jay finally gets a chance to interview an agent of the Witness Protection Program, and for added excitement, she's brought along her newest client. Unfortunately, things get a little... hairy. Featuring Eliza Rose (on Twitter @vajayjayabrams) and Jake Bilbrey (on Twitter @ZicklePop).

Yikes. So, Warner Bros. and the family of Bob Kane are not happy about Batkid, and they're mounting an un-caped crusade to take him and the Make-a-Wish foundation to court. Featuring Landon Kirksey (on Twitter @itslandon) and Brian Thompson of amateurscientist.org

Carrie Poppy (of ohnopodcast.com) and Shawna Leonard (on Twitter @endemictoearth) lead Jay on a tour of the CDC's Health House, a spooky... well, it's more scary... actually, it's a horrifying look at how everybody's house is always haunted by millions of invisible bacteria. And during a government shutdown, with the CDC not being funded, who will come to save you? By the way, what's "mersa"?

Noa Gavin of Oh, Noa plays a telephone psychic that Jay calls to find out what the future holds for Pre-Recorded.

Grab a download code from the world's first digital prank store, give it to a "dear friend" and enjoy the hilarity / manslaughter! Featuring Noa Gavin and special guest Kurt Braunohler.

Meet two pioneers who are opening up the world of exotic dance to simultaneous performances by men and women, dancers and customers alike, goth or not goth. Featuring Avery Edison (on Twitter @aedison) and Chase Nordengren (follow his podcast on Twitter @DearBlankShow).

Kasey Soska (fleethescenepod.com) and Jake Bilbrey (firecasting.com) recommend what's left of Netflix's library now that the good license agreements have expired.

A Republican and Democratic representative co-sponsored a bill that aims to prevent robots from getting too smart and creating a Terminator hellscape. How is the new law supposed to work? Featuring Mike Roe (on Twitter @mikeroe) and Rebecca O'Malley (on Twitter @ResilientRabbit).

Producer Janet dropped the ball and just grabbed some people off the street, so our first guess explains his unrestricted approach to dog breeding, and then we meet a woman who sells "designer stained rugs". Featuring Joshua Lee Coss of sxs5k.com and Cecilia Ortiz.

Tired of seeming so last-century, Major League Baseball has a plan to revamp all of its teams' mascots. Say goodbye to some old offensive friends and meet some brand new ones! Featuring Landon Kirksey, on Twitter @itslandon and Scott Lowe.