We’re all over the place this week, but let’s start with the fact that if you work at McDonald’s, give a little effort. Just a little. Also: Brian explains why he quit going to a certain supermarket; the time Bill Burr was lake for pick-up; OJ Simpson’s ashes were turned into jewelry for his kids; a restaurant gave a toddler wine instead of apple juice; a man submitted a miniature of a famous porn set to the fair and won third prize; early Bang Bus was a genius idea; a gas station is playing classical music to keep bums away; Italian slurs are hilarious; a hack reporter tells us about the Chick-fil-a streaming service; an Indiana man got four years for trying to poison his wife; while Google Street Viewing the area around the opera playing 7-11, the boys see a man who looks like he’s questioning his life choices; the best suicide songs; Mama Catss; John Philip Sousa; and finally, if Brian had been gay, would he have still fucked without bags? (Most likely, yes.)