Happy Holidays, our little Oeuvres! (We're trying to make that the thing we call our fans. Yes? No? Try it out.) Kyle and Ethan are giving you an early present with a Christmas Eve episode. We're calling it an Early Christmas present to ignore the fact that it's a week behind, but your Black Santa's still love you even if they're a little too crunk on Coquito sometimes. This week we eventually talk about our projections of the gift of the year, and our best and worst Christmas presents (did anyone else play "Tesserae"?), but as per usual we take a mad circuitous route. Why? Miss Channing Tatum O' Neal DuPree Balenciaga has gifted us with 3 new additions to the Magic Mike Franchise. So naturally 60% of the episode is now dedicated to strippers. It's a Christmas miracle!

Also, can someone come massage Kyle? He plays a lot of sports. Like, real sports. And needs a man to come rub his back. Blake Griffin? You free? We can pay in free ad space!