It's pixel parties and chili dates for the X-Men, and they've invited Matt and Bret along! Plus a stroll through the history of X-Men video games including a chance to separate the real game titles from some imposters. Music by Cheer Captain!

Send in the (brimstone) clones! Bret and Matt hang on for dear life as the third episode of X-Men '97 sprints through a season's worth of material in a single episode. And their mics don't suck anymore - butter smooth audio poured directly into your ears! Music by Cheer Captain!

Magneto takes center stage in a banger of an episode! Bret and Matt are somewhere off in a balcony yukking it up like a couple of elderly muppets. Everybody wins! Music by Cheer Captain!

The X-Men are back in animated form and Bret and Matt are here to talk about them! They discuss their connection to the X-Men franchise more broadly and go beat by beat through X-Men '97's first episode "To Me, My X-Men" while demonstrating the difference between a good and a bad microphone (and passing the savings on to you, listener)! Music by Cheer Captain!