this movie has not earned these monsters. it does not deserve them. #mandy minute 33

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also, did they recast 'native american'? or did he lose a bunch of weight? or get a nose job? that's not the same guy from before, right? did they fire him because he could actually act? #mandy minute 32

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swine blows a 'horn' and busey rolls down a window and you need to get out while you can, it's every listener for themself! #mandy minute 31

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one long shot does nothing to establish location, motivation, even action. where is swiney todd? why is he blowing the horn of abraxas? what is going on? #mandy minute 30

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but we don't need to know who's talking in the scene, right? we just want to get to swiney todd walking slowly from somewhere to... somewhere else. #mandy minute 29

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ain't nothing going on in this minute but white-haired lady prying and 'mandy' being rude. #mandy minute 28

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seriously, filmmakers, if you bother to produce a fake fantasy novel just to showcase it in your film, get a shot of it in focus. some jackass might want to read it on a podcast someday. #mandy minute 27

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seriously, swiney todd and fishmouth need to stop insulting cherup and just make out; the film would be much better that way. #mandy minute 26

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the sexual tension between fishmouth and swine is palpable, and a little green. #mandy minute 25

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what one might suspect is the brilliant introduction of the absolute worst guy ever, i suspect is just bad writing, over-the-top acting, and passive direction. #mandy minute 24

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