Our conspiratorial host would disagree with the word "skit", but from a certain vantage point, you could view all these strange theories in that vein. Who runs the world? Crabs, Lilo and Stitch, or the pigeon internet tube network? They are each vying for supremacy, and the only way to find out is to listen to this very podcast. This one right here. Don't go anywhere else

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - The DMT snake god. This is your brain. This is your brain after smoking DMT and encountering an interdimensional flying snake god. No step on snek!!!

03:37 - What's our show for today?

04:13 - The Crab Illuminati. Crabs have taken over the world. Now what?

08:27 - Lilo And Stitch Weather Control. The fish from "Lilo and Stitch" controls the weather. How did this happen? Who knows. A better question - what to do with it?

12:42 - Pancakes Are the Devil's Plaything. Our host reveals that waffles and religion are the opiate of the masses. But mostly waffles. Go eat one right now.

17:41 - The Pigeon Internet Tube Network. How does the internet really work? Fiber optic cables? INCORRECT, YOU FOOL!

CREDITS:

• Dr. Rebel as Rare Nadir, the manic libertarian host
• Cedar as Fince, a DMT newbie
• Lauren Bard as Po, a DMT veteran, and Christie, someone who knows all about the pigeon internet
• Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Snecko, the snake god, and Petunia, someone who doesn't believe that Lilo and Stitch controls the weather
• @sarahsunshinesullivan as Crab Emily, the leader of the crab illuminati, Zoe the pigeon internet data engineer, and the Waffle House preacher
• Austin Westmoreland (@disjointed_debonair) as Crab Austin, who is definitely not a human spy, Cindy, an anti-pancake congregation member, and Richard, a pigeon internet believer.
• Brady as Crab Jason, a crab illumanti luminary, and Alfred Wainsley the Third, an anti-pancake congregation member
• Leeann Muse (@atxwhovianmama) as Molly, an animator working on "Lilo and Stitch".
• Dan Warren (danwarren.bandcamp.com) created various theme songs
• Martin Whitmore (@martinwhitmore) created the logo
• Various creators on pixabay.com created sound effects

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Drug use, premeditated murder

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