It's drum roll... EPISODE 600!!! YAY! Insert imagined fanfare hereSo what does that mean? Well, nothing really, I mean, it's only a number. But in this episode we go to the craft shop, learn about all the cool sh-- JB wants for Xmas, and deny paternity! PLUS, a very special retrospective on how this whole podcasting thing got started in the first place. Buckle down for story time, kids!

1. "Hobby Lobby Christmas" by Pony Death Ride

2. News of the Stupid!

3. "Things I Want" by Sum 41 and Tenacious D

4. Story Time - The MM-petus

5. "Please, I'm Not Your Dad" by MC Cone

Pony Death Ride is at PonyDeathRide.com

Sum 41 is at Sum41.com and Tenacious D is at TenaciousD.com

and MC Cone is at soundcloud.com/mc_cone

Thank you to our Patreon backers for helping make this show possible! The Seamonkey On The Street Comedy Music Interview Series Number 5 with Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad is coming to Patreon backers THIS WEEK! Merry Holidaze!