As a Texan writing this Seamonkey here there is not much to match our Texas spirit, our bronc bustin' attitude and our camaraderie when we're met with disasters. And then there's Ted Cruz. So this week's episode is dedicated to songs about things that should easily scare the Texas Senator... including himself!

1. €œStag Beetle Professional Wrestling€ by The Gothsicles

2. "Mighty Penis Laser" by Big Dumb Face

3. News of the Stupid!

4. €œTed Cruz€ by Steve Goodie

The Gothsicles are at TheGothsicles.com

Big Dumb Face can be found on your favorite streaming service

And Ted Cruz can be found in Cancun, I mean Steve Goodie can be found at SteveGoodie.com

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