Man’s Not What?

By Man's Not What?Society & Culture

Man’s Not What? episodes

March 01 Cleaning your colleague's skid marks
This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; Aliens being real and how they’re coming for Jon’s bum, why we’re wearing a skin suit to Hyde Park and how to fake working from home!

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27 min
February 22 How to lose 10,000 condoms in three days
This week on Man’s Not What we talk about:
Who’s getting through 10,000 condoms in three days
The Chuckle Brothers rescuing a broken cock
And how to get revenge on your twat boss

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35 min
February 15 Bomb up the bum
This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; penis injections, what not to put up your bum and why Millennials are smarter than Gen Z 🤪
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35 min
February 01 Licking dirty Magaluf door handles
This week on Man’s not what we talk about; why Jon’s sighing into his banking app, why dirty Magaluf door handles are the new flu jab, why a plastic bag is the safest place to keep £2000 in cash and how one fart can result in you being carried away in a coffin!

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31 min
January 25 Beckham, beer and bowel based cleansing
This week on Man’s not what we talk about; what Jon’s Mum and Victoria Beckham have in common, why Holly’s hiding from HMRC, bowel based soul cleansing and how stalking your enemies in a camper van can only be a good thing!

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34 min
January 18 Swallowing spit and a one star Chinese
This week on Man's Not What we’re looking at the Loch Ness monster’s feet, having more conspiracy chat - this time about the moon, finding out what a 69 year old has done 950 times and we discover why Jon’s now using tampons.
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40 min
January 11 Do a like
This week on Man’s Not What – Holly's finding out why Jon’s sending 😂😂😂 on voice notes, Holly’s visiting a rage room in Derby, why Ian Beale is our type on paper, and why Jon and Holly are becoming pirates in 2026… 🏴‍☠️
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37 min
December 21, 2025 The Last Roast Potato
This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon discuss Holly’s clumsiness theme tune, a savage little parrot, moist hands, paying for the last roast potato, and why Jon hates Greggs now, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy! 🎅

If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:
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39 min
December 14, 2025 Coffee Courses, Star Wars Dildos and One Large Mocha Please!
This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon have created their own petty courtroom, debated Star Wars dildos, questioned Jon’s inexplicable beef with Basil of Baker Street, and explored the best way to put in your coffee order, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy!🎄☕️

If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:
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36 min
December 07, 2025 Die Hard is a Christmas Film
This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: Pottified Crapped (their spin on Spotify Wrapped), bloody bags!, why Die Hard is 100% a Christmas film, and exactly how you’d go about sabotaging Scotland’s winter. 🎄💥

If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:
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Man’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!
32 min

About Man’s Not What?

From the publisher's feed

Man’s Not What? is the go-to podcast for anyone who’s a little out of the loop. Actor Holly Hall lives in blissful ignorance of current events, trending topics, and most things generally. Luckily, her mate Jon Bass - podcaster and pop culture obsessive - is here to drag her (and you) up to speed!