Quiz; No small talk straight for the jugular; our own insecurities; Michelle Obama’s Arms; Michelle Obama; Exploring Bad Ideas; Dealing with Death in the Workplace; Safety Nets for Veterans; Serving in the Military & Growing Up; Michelle Obama v. David Goggins; Aziz Ansari and not getting called out on your shit; The Chris Hardwick Scenario; Being The Best Person in the Room; Anything you can do I have to do better and that includes personal decorum and behavior; Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers; Becoming Aware of Breitbart News & Being the Token Liberal; The First Lady of the United States has to be A Fashion Icon; Blackface as a way to subjugate women of color; J Dilla’s Donuts; NYT’s Still Processing by Jenna Wortham and Wesley Morris; Daniel Tiger & the State of Emergency;

Becoming by Michelle Obama: https://becomingmichelleobama.com/

Aziz Ansari: https://www.metro.us/entertainment/aziz-ansari-tour-2019

J Dilla’s Donuts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donuts_(album)

NYT’s Still Processing on Apologies: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/10/podcasts/still-processing-apology-kevin-hart.html

Tim and Todd try to explain what the show is about in less than 2 minutes; Todd recognizes his role, what was it?; Todd admits to traffic violations; The show is just one big bummer; Feel bad podcast of the year as voted by themselves; Little bummers; What’s on Todd’s Mind; His perfect skin and perfect knees; Donald Trump can still be re-elected president; Teasing the Lone Gunman Fancast; Feeling better about being an American Citizen; Tim doesn’t talk about the sexism and racism of Japanese culture; Todd expounds on what sexism is like in Russia; David Goggins; Todd said a word that Tim bleeped out with a ray gun sound; Todd challenges Tim to a guessing game and then takes it away; SEAL Hell Week; Brotherhood, Fraternity, Community; Taking notes on how 60 year olds do things; We only survive if the group survives; Tim tries to out do Todd’s twelve step knowledge;

Vocal Control:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JUXtUeWUTQ

Big Bang Theory & Toxic Masculinity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-hOigoxHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L7NRONADJ4

David Goggins:

https://davidgoggins.com/

https://www.instagram.com/davidgoggins/?hl=en

Who are Musk & Grunt; Peeing standing up; jokes about toilet etiquette; skinned knee troll field dressing; what do we like, pain, hugs, or snuggles?; Manly Growths; Eating bricks; Louis CK again but before; Count the number of cat meows; Sexual offenses in the workplace; Dealing with the sex criminals you may know; Fearless Inventories; the Morality of Crime; Abuse of Power; The conflation of Sexual Desire and Power; Thought experiments on the morality of sex crime; Samuel Delaney quote on Artists and Criminals; Sex is a Human Right and Involuntary Celibates; Prostitution and consent; SEPTA or SESTA; know where you are getting your sex from; Law Enforcement not helping; Spike Lee; Black k Klansman; Original or Remake;

Quiz: Who is the sidecar; What happened with deleting Facebook; Should you burn your notebook?; Living in filth and decay; Nuke it from orbit; Scary work or scarier work; How to pronounce the word “bowl”; How meaningful is the Super Bowl to you; Trader Joe’s on a Sunday; the Horsey Bowl; Go Banana!; Sports Bowel 2019th; Sunday Night Sports Improv; Male things, like comedy, crime and American ninja warrior; The City that Todd Loves; Friday Night Tykes & Lights; Thunder Strucks; All the Football pop cultural references that Tim can think of; The NFL; More Foreign Nationals care about football than Tim; Sports for Soft Boys; The Super Bowl of Advertising; Pepsi V. Coke; Martha is the Wife; Baz Lurhmann’s Track Lessons; The Podcasting Industry; Golf Intractably Linked to Family; The Sober & Uninformed History of the Golf Industrial Complex; The Nerdery of Sports; The Generosity of Robber Barons; Leonardo Decaprio smoking cigars with Andrew Carnegie; The Impeding Doom of California via Earthquake is getting Todd through this week; Misha Euceph’s Beginning; Being an immigrant and the children of immigrants; Elaine May & Mike Nichols; Are you a John Cassavates Fan?;

Quiz: Timestamps of when Tim bumps his mic over and over again throughout the episode; The Hatch Act; The Teflon Presidents; Spending Time With Family; Consider the Thanos Implications; When a podcast promises to talk about popular culture topics but never actually delivers; How to convince Todd that he is a good dad; Being a Dad to the Animaniacs; The Love Languages Baby Daddies and Welfare Queens; Parenting Partnerships; Tanika Charles; Soul Run & Two Step; Alexis Coe; No Man’s Land President’s Are People Too The Wing ; Thank you to Cullah for the use of our theme song Freed From Greed off their album Trinity, you can find more of their music at cullah.com;

The Quiz for today’s lesson will cover the following: Glass Elevators; Scumbag Grampa Joe; Presenting non fully formed ideas; Famous Twitter quittings; Is it Louis or Louie?; How to make edgy jokes that don’t suck; The Court Jester has no clothes; Buying appropriate amount of consensual beverages; Capitalizing on the harm you’ve done to others; “Woke” Comedy; Bill Hicks v Dennis Leary; Performance is not Therapy; Hannah Gadsby; John Legend; Aziz Ansari; A Tribe Called Quest; The Dream Podcast by Stitcher; The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers;

The quiz for this episode will cover the following:

American Thanksgiving; Gender Roles for cooking and carving; Are Electric Knifes Stupid?; Wedding Planning; This will make your housewiferery so much easier; Great British Baking with Kids; Breathing in Smoke; American’s 45th Racist Grandpa; Threatening limb growth as a parent; Suddenly a Noel Fielding Fancast; Platonic Bonding; Cross Sex Friendships; Nobody in Mad Men had friends; l When Harry Met Sally; Sexual Aggression; Spock had female friends; The Etiquette of Hugging; Consent is not an opt-out process; Fargo; Widows;