In this episode, the boys lick their wounds after NSC's most recent loss to the Red Bulls in New York (really New Jersey).  First, Ryan offers a rousing speech about the construction of the Erie Canal and how it can offer hope for the future of Nashville soccer. They praise the play of the Nashville substitutes, Ahmed Qasem and Patrick Yazbek, and they also explain how the problem in the movie Sideways wasn't the merlot, it was Miles's perpetual selfishness.  They offer sharp criticism for the team's designated players and compare playing the Red Bulls to playing a version of satanic soccer.  In case the season gets really bad, they offer some entertaining alternatives to watching NSC games, and they wrap up by previewing the upcoming match against the sweetest opponents in the MLS, the  Portland Timbers.  And they drink beer.