We're barely coherent off 4 days straight of Basketball. March Madness story lines. UMBC beats Virginia. Xavier, UNC, and Cincy get bounced and Sister Jean captivates a nation. (2:30-18:29) Who's back of the week crying kids and millenials in college basketball. (18:30-25:53) Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first weekend, what happened to Virginia and who impressed him. (27:02-44:08) NFL RB Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about his retirement on Friday night, what he'll miss about Football, and which of his former QB's texted him congratulations. (45:10-1:03:55) Segments include a Quake Take (1:07:01-1:08:20), PR 101 Big Baby Davis, (1:08:21-1:12:07) What Offseason for the Jets/Browns trade, (1:12:08-1:17:04) and Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Rory McIlroy wants to ban drinking at PGA events (1:17:05-1:19:20).