This month's special is a preview of our Patreon Exclusive offshoot, Tales From The Internet, where we read top quality Fan-Fiction from the internet out loud to each other, with two rules: We only pre-read the first paragraph, and we read it exactly as written. 

First up we have Storytime with Scott, as the rest of the Crew is subjected to the inane rambling of FlamingHunter, enhanced with patented "Reel-Tyme Ef-X" technology. Hands across America with Demons, there's really nothing more that should be said. 

Next up, InquisitorCaine  wrote a story which Ian reads made of a few very long run on sentence about the Tyranids having messed everything up for everyone, including the four Gods of Chaos. Grammar was one of the many casualties as the Great Devourer swept across the galaxy, right alongside punctuation. 

Lastly, Max read the hand-crafted a tale of dairy induced nightmares of the 41st millennium, as penned by Superman42. Auto-Erotic Pizzeria Cannibalism is far more accurate of a description of the story contained within than this Heretic is willing to admit freely.