Greetings, McTravelers! Today marked day one of my traversing up the eastern seaboard of the United States with my mother-in-law and her dog! I am currently typing this in a dark Quality Inn motel room in Walterboro, South Carolina. Never trust a motel by the adjective in its name.

I was able to record today's Marchy McFly after a long day of driving - to the point where I forgot what day it was and had to splice in me saying the correct day in the beginning. If something sounded weird there, that is why.

And after a Cracker Barrel salad and some Buc-ee's beef jerky (my first time visiting that heavenly place today), I am needing to use tether to my cell phone for good enough Internet service to upload this episode.

"Quality" indeed.

Today I cover Marty trying to save Marty from Biff's cronies - that's the majority of the segment. We get another angle of Johnny B. Goode, more "how did they not notice this kid in the leather jacket" talk, and at one point I fear that I am going to be attacked by a kettle of hawks.

Yup. That's what you call a group of hawks - a kettle. I just looked it up. See you tomorrow McNerds!