Psychedelic Attack Monkey

Marco Rubio has Better Things to do than Worry About Peace in Europe


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Marco Rubio, the wooden puppet boy that pretends to be Secretary of State has had it with all of these nasty negotiations. Nobody is listening to him and he is frustrated. The Orange Mad Queen has had it as well. Why doesn't President Zelensky just capitulate to Adolph Putin the same way that Donald Trump always does. Just give away all your land and the fighting will stop. Geez!

Marco has declared that there are more important things to do and as Secretary of State he can't spend his precious time flying around trying to negotiate peace deals that might save us all from World War III. Poor guy. He's been on the job a couple of months and he's ready to call it quits. Negotiating with baby murdering rapists like Vladimir Putin is tough. Who knew?

Thanks again maga voters. You got rid of top diplomats who actually knew how to do their jobs and replaced them all with Steve Witkoff, trump's real estate attorney. Oh yeah, if anyone can negotiate a mega-complicated peace settlement between two warring nations it's a real estate grifter.

The Attack Monkey has had it with this nonsense!

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