(1991 - 2021) What a thriller this was. Marcus Chennedy, descendant of the famed Chennedy political family, was found dead last night outside of the Capitol building during a rainstorm in the city of transience. Chennedy, known for creating the "Boss B***h Campaign" that has sprung his aunt Senator Karen Chennedy headfirst into the 2024 Presidential Race, was often seen wandering the statuary hall of the Capitol, sometimes whispering sweet nothings to the cement lookalikes of his descendants. Weird, yes. But even weirder is the statue of Marcus that miraculously appeared last night on the top of the Capitol dome after his death. Welcome to Washington, D.C. Copies of the Washington Post containing encrypted messages about the Chennedy Family Secret will be distributed at his funeral.

ft. TIM PLATT as Marcus Chennedy

HANNAH ALBERTINE as Jessica Chennedy & Teacher

TRICIA CRIMMINS as Sharon Chennedy & Lily

JOHN GOODMAN as Devil & Lobbyist

DAN KUAN PEEPLES as God & Jonas

theme song by AARON SHAPIRO

an ELEVATOR pod