We deep dive right into this episode to give an update on the chronic Cheesecake kisser, which parlays into talking about the type of guys that are super trash, and getting into the standards of what a man needs to bring to the table in Marisa's eyes. We also get into what red flags to look for when trying to get to know someone via Instagram.

Update: Joyce is weird.

We also talk about how Marisa and Joyce get guys to Venmo and CashApp them money, Marisa's Amazon birthday wishlist, Marisa's birthday activities, Tekashi and Nicki's new song.

Shout out to T-Mobile for making this episode possible (well sorta, kinda - we love them), and check out Marisa's wishlist below AND BUY SOMETHING. Thanks!

https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/P2GSWL2JUG09

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We're back! Well... kinda.

Keeping the streak alive for not having the whole crew, Marisa, Ariela and Prime hold it down this week, and the MEIA crew is joined by Super Fran.

Marisa discusses her time at the G Funk chronicle documentary party, and Uncle Snoop slipping up, which leads us into discussing how a lot of rappers, actors and athletes can be sloppy on social media. We also discuss the positives and drawbacks for getting married for green cards (in case you were thinking about dabbling in the quick come up scheme).

Marisa also talks about her new boo (or not really, you be the judge) and how he fucked up the whole night all night. Fellas... take notes. But Marisa's story begs the question - is there such a thing as too much affection too soon? Let us know in the comments.

We also talk about Marisa's successful diet and workout regimen, DNA testing for child support, Marisa's "unwanted" attention on IG, dating outside of your preferences, Nicki Minaj, The Carter V, and we get into emails.

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MEIA Podcast 4th of July Cookout Edition:

This week Marisa, Joyce and Prime hold it down, and the birthday guests of honor show up late (Ariela)/ don’t show up at all (Mike) to their own pizza party. Womp womp.

Marisa discusses her new actor #bae Jimmy Tatro (how do we pronounce his last name, we still don’t know), Joyce probably pisses off some vegans and vegetarians, Marisa makes a paparazzi friend, and we *report* on some entertainment controversies.

We also talk 80's and 90's, how Joyce is a baby, and how Marisa is a psychic, and how she predicted LeBron coming to LA

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You know that age ol' saying that we all say after binge drinking... so Marisa is at that point in her FUNemployment adventures, so we'll see how long this "no drinking" thing lasts. *Hint* probably as long as her diets.

Listen to this episode to hear what went down this week that caused Marisa to go into a stupor, including a bunch of BET Weekend festivities, continuously curving dudes, and fighting other people's battles, while with good intentions, ends up digging up old skeletons in the process.

If you're new to the MEIA Mob, this will be a treat, and if you're a faithful listener, first off - thank you, but secondly, you will be shaking your head and laughing as everything comes full circle.

Unfortunately, we were Zombsless, but we had special guest, Sophie Jackson, who is an International Music Publicist, all the way from across the pond, in London.

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Happy Third Quarter Quell MEIA Mob! Sorry for the 2 week hiatus, but we promise it was for good reason (well, sorta). Marisa talks about her time in Jersey, Joyce breaks down her time on the east coast, and Mike gives a recap of his Celebrity Basketball Game.

Marisa also has more stories about striking out with all 5 of her Jersey boos, her spontaneous trip to Puerto Rico, and an update on her LA boo. We were joined by DJ Relly Rell who decided to go MIA halfway though, but thats okay. We also end off by touching upon XXXTentacion's untimely passing.

Stream Mike Zombie's new mixtape:

Apple Music - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/20greateen/1396809838

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Mal joins the MEIA crew this week to hold it down while Marisa and Mike race against the clock to get back to record in time from the Bay.

To break down the topics discussed: we talk Drake vs. Pusha T (obviously), Marisa's Bay weekend and how she fucked up Mike's car, how Derek is trying to low key kill Joyce, Marisa vs Cleveland, Rosanne, and more!

Purchase your tickets for Mike Zombie's Celebrity Basketball Game at http://bit.ly/4thAnnualCelebrityBball

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Hey MEIA Mob, we are happy to announce that Marisa is STD free! With that said, this episode we discuss the game night hosted by Marisa and Mike, and how Joyce died. DIED. Listen to the excuses she makes... I ain't buying it.

Marisa and Joyce also talk about their time at Ciroc's women empowerment brunch, how all of Marisa's family members are characters from "The Office", literally. Lastly, we get to some really untimely emails.

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Sorry for the wait... (see what I did there)? We discuss what happened to last week's episode, and all of the frenzy surrounding it, while Marisa simultaneously gives us a deep dive into the new chapter of her life.

As for the fun stuff, we delve into if role play is really the wave, Marisa possibly smoking crack once upon a time, Marisa almost getting served due to copyright infringement and Gynecology 101. Yep - safe to say we're back.

I must also mention, we are joined by two special guests: Shay, who used to work with Marisa back in the In Flex We Trust blogging days, as well as he who shall not be named (but it becomes pretty obvious, especially when the conspiracy theories start flying).

Most importantly, Marisa tells the behind the scenes of her and Joe Budden's hangout.

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This episode starts off crazy - Joyce and her friend were "not" stealing sunglasses from a store on Melrose earlier in the day, and we get some updates on that, as well as a funny call between Joyce and her friend. Marisa goes into detail about Taylor and his friend's terrible home improvement jobs around Marisa and Mike's house, we also talk about prom season, homecomings etc., and how all of it is just out of hand, and of course how Kanye is still wildin' out like Nick Cannon.

Most importantly, Marisa tells the behind the scenes of her and Joe Budden's hangout.

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Who needs Marisa? Mike Zombie the natural takes the reigns and we get into everything pressing, including continuing to dissect Nicki and Cardi, Whoa Vicky and crew, Coachella part 2, artists who put on the best shows and of course.... Meek.

Kanyeezy been wilding too recently, so we get to him.

Shout out to everyone who enjoyed Zombie Explains It All Part 1... this one's for you!

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