Newly minted Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney got to take a field trip to visit Donald J Trump, the Orange Mad Queen, and witness first hand all Her glory and splendor at the White Palace. Canadians are used to Queens but no one could prepare poor Mr. Carney for the horrors to be encountered when sitting next to Her Royal Insaneness.

Mr. Carney was there to talk about relations between Canada and the USA while the Mad Queen was there to talk about how everyone in the world is begging to do deals with Her and how Trillions of Dollars are pouring in like never before in the history of the world. Ah, the Mad Queen has a tendency to make figures up out of thin air Mr. Prime Minister, it's best to just sit there and smile and don't get your hands to close to the Royal Mouth while it's flapping or you might lose a finger.

The Attack Monkey isn't having any of it: and neither should you!