Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand. Mark takes us through his youth in New Orleans and his early days living in NY which include getting robbed, bombing shows for years, and comedians feuding. Mark shares how he got sick from eating a$$ and went on to tape a Comedy Central Special. Mal introduces Mark to Same Night / Same City (Trump is involved). Then the guys discuss how cancel culture is being manipulated which leads to conspiracy pod including Cosby, the Chinese Balloon, Sam Smith’s satanic Grammy performance, and the NFL scripts. Tune in as the guys and Mark discuss all of the above and drug use, childhood trauma, religious rituals, Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend + more…COMEDY!
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Episode 140 | Mark Normand On Spreading Diseases & Comedy

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We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timelines and analyzing each diss record in real time. Over break we didn’t jump on a call or really discuss anything that happened. This is the first conversation we’ve had as a team. We came into the studio with our own opinions, which we hope you’ve formed as well at this point. An opinion not shaped by a twitter feed or reddit thread. There are no voicemails this episode…just hip hop.  

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Episode 266 | Mr. Mal v.s. The Big Steppers

THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means this episode is previously recorded. We talk about the gender differences between men & women’s birthdays. This turns into a discussion about when you “officially” become an adult. We cover Mal’s 34th birthday and the team's favorite bday memories. Somehow this leads to us talking about women getting intimate with a horse (29:40). Julian introduces the mating habits of lobsters & birds. Then Demaris shares how she dubs men at the club while we share how we handle that moment (38:46). We discuss the creepiness of a stalker and why it’s never acceptable. This leads Rory to recommend a new Netflix show, ‘Baby Reindeer’ SPOILER ALERT (52:05) CONVO ENDS AT (55:03). We decided to take some questions submitted from the audience at our recent live shows. First, can you live with your ex while you’re going through a split? Mal has plenty to say on this topic (55:04). Where do women find men these days (1:11:33)? And would Demaris hookup with Jokic? This all invites a bunch of other scenarios/stories including the double standards of a threesome and Rory’s cuck night. Tune in as we discuss all of this + more and ultimately discover the circle of life!
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Episode 265 | The Circle Of Life

We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl have a man cook for her in her house? Well Rory has and as expected Mal doesn’t approve. Mal gives us a workout update and reminds us how insane it is to be a professional athlete - all steroids welcomed (11:34). In local news, Eric Adams has an episode coming with Drink Champs (15:00). Julian passed an unalive body the other day, just proof that NYC is out of control. Let’s escape our troubled reality and get lost in the toxicity of PartyNextDoor’s album, PND4. We break down lyrics from multiple songs and celebrate the masterclass in deflecting accountability (27:12). These lyrics penetrate the room and land us in homie court. The case filing: Rory v.s. Demaris (53:00). Mal decides the winner. It’s time for voicemails. We have a fun one today. It leads to cleaning habits, std’s, and Rory fumbling a girl (1:07:18). We wrap with the NBA playoffs (1:23:55) and a few other things. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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Episode 264 | PodcastNextDoor

Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a great reason. Her former photographer is outing her for missed payments & a “toxic” work environment. Mal goes on to tell us how that’s his ideal environment. This leads to finding out Mal & Julian’s dad have a lot in common, black magic (negro magico) (26:45). This becomes the theme of the episode. Meanwhile Ne-Yo, who dresses like a black magician, has been outed on IG live by the mother of two of his children (32:57). Their beef is real, but in fake beefs Da Baby shares that he was asked to start a fake beef with a “lyricist” (37:14). However, Chris Brown & Quavo’s feud is still very real. We react to Quavo’s last response and speculate where this could end up (42:07). Rory introduces a theory that Kendrick sent Tupac’s estate to send a cease & desist to Drake for “Taylor Made” (47:01). Will we ever get the response from Kendrick we’re all waiting for? Kanye falls back into his p*rn addiction (1:03:42). It’s time for voicemails (1:10:47). We learn all about manipulation and one of Mal’s former friends is a clown. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 263 | Roc Nation’s Black Magic

Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was this appreciation or appropriation? Does this second release change Kendrick’s release schedule? We provide speculative answers to all these new questions (10:43). During this discussion Rory also offers an apology to J Cole (27:34). Rory also believes that Taylor Swift is the person we believe Drake to be (35:15). Well none of us wanted this to happen, but Kanye inserted himself into this beef (41:52). We wish he kept this one in the vault. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is up 1-0 against Quavo after releasing “Weakest Link” (58:46). So far this has stayed on the mic, but we all believe this could be taken to the streets. Speaking of streets, Rory & Demais stepped out for a movie premiere (1:07:01). When I say stepped out I really mean sprawled out. Our poor Baby D fell down the stairs in a packed movie theater in front of Bun B and plenty of other industry people. She wasn’t the only one falling to her knees this weekend; Devin Haney got dropped three times in his loss to Ryan Garcia in Brooklyn (1:20:00). Over in Manhattan, both the Knicks and Rangers won their first playoff games. It’s time for voicemails! We discuss our favorite hip hop duos (1:27:34). Then Mal has a bone to pick with our generation. First, he calls Julian a d*ckrider then proceeds to come at Rory and Demaris. In classic fashion we go out arguing over that term. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 140 | Mark Normand On Spreading Diseases & Comedy

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