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Happy Tuesday Gang! We're back from Thanksgiving break. After a quick recap about how Rory destroyed his skin barrier and Mal took a serious loss, we recap what we missed during our time off. Kai Cenat concluded his Mafiathon stream and we discuss some of the highlights, including Druski being mean to children, and Kai being pranked by a magician (27:47). Da Baby is under fire for teaching his daughter how to shoot a gun, and we speak on how different the outlook on guns is depending on the region of the USA you come from (40:21). We come back and give a more detailed opinion on the Drake petitions- Rory has his tinfoil du-rag on, coming in hot with a few conspiracy theories about Drake as well as Kendrick (42:18). After a brief debate about Beyonce v. Kendrick and the supposed numbers for their respective NFL show audiences (1:10:16), we discuss J. Cole celebrating his 10 year anniversary of the 2014 Forest Hill Drive album, and having a one night only concert at Madison Square Garden, with some interesting ways for fans to secure a ticket (1:28:09). We have voicemails! The first one is from a man asking our opinion on the biggest “fall off’s” from artists in rap (1:38:52), and we debate who our choices would be. The second voicemail is from a man who needs co-parenting/disciplinarian advice for him and his girl (2:10:02).

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I hope you all enjoyed your holiday! We are on break, but we've decided to give you guys a previously Patreon-exclusive episode in the meantime.

Today is a special day. Today is the day the tables turn. Mal loses his cool and leans completely into his fanhood. The stars of his favorite show of all time ‘How To Make It In America’ come in to chat about the journey of becoming actors in NYC. They recap their journey with the show, and why it had to prematurely end. They share exclusive memories with filming with Kid Cudi and Pusha T before they became the stars they are now, as well as special times with Heath Ledger and Meryl Streep.

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MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD. Have yall heard the album yet? We have. After a quick recap about the Atlanta show, the guys get into their review of the new Kendrick Lamar project ‘GNX’ (07:54). They also discuss whether there’s another album coming, why we think Baby Keem isnt on the album, as well as whether Lil Wayne should respond or not. In the middle of our recording day, the news dropped that Drake was filing a motion against his licensing partner Universal Music Group, alleging that Kendrick’s Not Like Us track was pushed by the label purposely to affect Drake in multiple ways (55:59). The team goes into explaining the article and allegations, and they also speak on what this could mean for the music industry in the future. Drake also went on a stream earlier this weekend, doubling down on his beef with a few r&b artists, and it brings up conversation about the media outlets Drake chooses to sit with and the criticism he’s received in the past for it (1:12:06). Also discussed: Shaboozey getting snubbed by the CMA’s (1:31:36), which NRM team member is the meanest, and the ozempic allegations being put on Lizzo (1:35:19). We have voicemails! The first one is from a guy who has developed a health condition in his mid twenties that he's embarrassed about (1:51:31), and the second is from a man who wants to know if anybody on the team has ever had a “right person, wrong time” scenario (2:02:07).

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A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that they are the chillest on the team (1:23). Speaking of chill guys, did you know that the cool guys with 5 inches are now in (9:38)? Anywho, Jay Leno has found himself in quite a predicament, and the guys dig into their detective bags to try to figure out what reaally gave him that black eye (15:35). Jeff Stamos is trying to fool us with a wig cap, and Mal is confused why Denzel is trying to fool us by saying he kissed a man on set (26:18). Speaking of conspiracies, Rory wants to know why the red pill/tinfoil hat community has nothing to say about Elon or Kim Kardashian, and Mal doesn’t believe that Kai is actually sleeping on his stream (42:42). Meanwhile, J. Cole’s podcast dropped, and Rory has some complaints for the team, and also wants to nominate ‘The Come Up’ for a Best New Album grammy, which causes a debate about just how much the average fan knows about their favorite artist (54:06). We finally address the Grammy nominations (1:13:13), and then get into voicemails (1:25:25). The first one is from a man who wants to cheat on his girlfriend bc her libido had decreased, and the second is from a guy who wants to know how to handle a money situation that's tearing his family apart.

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Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly catches up with him, before getting into a debate about the historic (snore, snore) fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson (6:12). They have some conversation regarding content creating and Netflix's next moves before finally addressing the fail that was Bill Burr's post-election monologue (29:33). When one journey begins, another one ends - J.Cole and his manager and lifelong friend are taking us on an audio journey through Cole's career (35:20), while the infamous Whoreible Decisions podcast has made an announcement that their show is coming to an end (47:46). Tyler The Creator's festival, Camp Flog Gnaw, was over the weekend, and the team discusses what festival fits their vibe the most (1:01:51). We also speak on Netflix not messing up a Beyonce Christmas due to low bandwidth, and its new live sport experience (1:07:29). Also discussed were the most overrated actors and standup comedians (Mal hates The Rock) (1:14:54). We have voicemails! The first one is from a guy who is bisexual and doesn't know how to tell his family (1:43:45), and the second is from a caller who Rory therapizes simply off the one question he asked about his mom and sister's family dynamic with him (1:56:30).

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The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with some light banter, after trying to defend Clay (from himself, per usual) and figuring out who is really in danger of these insane monkeys in the Carolinas, Julian poses a question to the room - which person would you remove off of social media permanently if given the choice (caveat - Meek Mill is not an available answer on the board) (13:11). We try to figure out the reason for people’s public emotional crash outs, and it leads to a conversation about friends having underlying feelings, and people having a hard time processing joy (16:47). Kehlani has been under heavy scrutiny due to a nasty custody battle with her child’s father - we go over the available evidence and give opinions on how co-parenting with the wrong person could ruin your life (49:15). SZA has a new album coming, and Mal shares a recent conversation he had with her (1:08:48). We have voicemails! One guy needs advice on how to handle his 'scaring-the-niceyoungwomen' friend (1:16:50) and leads to a convo about wanting to hear someones thoughts during intercourse, and the second is from a guy who discovered Jay Z later in life and is convinced he’s trash (1:29:24). Oh, and update - the Knicks still suck.

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 After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join them (don’t ask me how we got here, but we’re here) (36:16) and how men should be able to call the police on women for domestic violence (if you’re expecting us to be progressive about this, shift your expectations) (49:17). We have voicemails! Caller #1 wants advice on if he should leave his tip drill lover, leading the gang to ponder which qualities are most important in a partner (1:09:00), and Caller #2 wants to see if he should take his homie to court for bringing him into an infidelity lie (1:32:30).

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Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party went wrong with the presidential race. While the rest of the world focused on the election, Kai Cenat is on 24 hour streaming duty with Mafiathon, and has been hitting headlines because of some controversial guests (36:30). Questions are raised regarding his responsibility to his young audience, as well as his guests responsibility to their ex girlfriends (57:23). T.I. and Young Thug have been seen together making music, and the guys are wondering who else Thug can keep around (other than Mariah The Scientist) to keep him out of trouble and off of drugs. We talk all of the new music that’s come out that we love (1:06:46), and give Freddie Gibbs his flowers, including a controversial take about his catalog made by none other than Rory himself (1:17:38). We have voicemails (1:27:42)! The first caller is a man who wants his geriatric football playing friend to hang up his cleats, and the second caller is a man who got the ick from a woman being fanned out (1:32:43).

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Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets made over that time frame by a crew member (12:35). This leads to a convo about the clutch time thinking of a man when told to go to the store to get condoms during an intimate moment (14:19), before we react to the news of Young Thug gaining his freedom, and consider what that might mean for him and his career (24:08). Drake was active outside as well - his attendance at Vince Carter’s jersey retirement ceremony game and alleged threats to Demar DeRozan went viral, and the guys give their thoughts (37:54). Meanwhile, Lil Wayne did a HotBoyz reunion at Lil Weezyana fest, and his performance confirmed what many already believed in regard to his request for a Superbowl performance (55:00). Tyler the Creator is coming for his respect with his sales hitting almost 300K for the first week of his latest project, will he be the first rapper to see Taylor Swift numbers (1:09:42)? Dj Envy is in hot water with the internet after a video of his daughter in a Lil Kim costume went viral, and Rory gives his opinion as a father (1:19:40). Speaking of viral, another Cam Newton clip is making its rounds, with an accompanying message from his current girlfriend about the openness of their relationship (1:29:03). We have voicemails! The first is from a man checking Rory’s temperature about an alleged incident involving women (14:35), and the second is from a guy trying to decide if his coworker is flirting with him (1:51:11).

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Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on the docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she had about Meg, forcing Mal and Rory to call each other about some live show habits. 6ix9ine and Diddy are allegedly in the same correctional facility, and the jokes arise about how prison life would suit each of us. Speaking of Diddy, his sons are on a p r e s s run, and Ray J is their focal point. Do you think they have the right to press people for speaking on their father’s sins? Speaking of a full court press, Ari Lennox is tired of Dreamville and Interscope playing in her face, and Rory & Mal are on her side. Metro Boomin has some nasty allegations out about him, Snoop & Dr. Dre are coming out with an album Mal swears no one wants, AND we have voicemails! The first leads us to discussing closure, clitori, and albatross’, and the second has the guys allllll in a bartenders pockets. 

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