Marken My Words with Henry Marken

After I was unable to have Seth Rogen as my guest, I had to settle for two hometown degenerates. Because these two men are nothing more than a full bottle of house-made Mediocrity (at best) I had to spice things up. We played a brutal questionnaire game full of so many rules, twists, and turns, this episode will make an M. Night Shyamalan movie look like an episode of Sesame Street. ***Warning: This episode is perhaps my most vulgar entry to date.

My first EVER female guest did NOT disappoint! In a civilized family manner (because she is my cousin) we broke down how Makenna humbly handles getting DMs from "D-List" celebrities, her journey becoming an optometrist, and our mutual hatred for the undoable damage Snapchat has done to the human race.

For my second episode, I had a discussion with my lifelong high school friends, Peter Stehr and Sam Walker. Pete is an aspiring doctor who currently plays division-1 football at Boston College. Sam, or often referred to as Walk, is a student at Berkeley who shares my love for film and media. 

In our delightful chat, we discussed various topics such as the OJ Simpson Murder Trial, Oregon's new state laws regarding cocaine and crack, colonoscopies, aliens, and dissecting the meaning of life itself. 

My first guest EVER is Parker McPhail, a man of mild manners and many stories. He is also a fellow Hoosier! 

In this episode we covered Parker's atheist lifestyle growing up in Utah surrounded by Mormons, my issue with leopard sharks, and a wild interaction with Post Malone.