Thank goodness Bobby came back and lured Kyle back. You're welcome. 

Thanks for listening as always. You're doing an excellent job so far keeping this a secret! Keep it up!

Going solo on this one lads. Good job, you shared the secret, very very secret podcast too much and you scared Kyle away. We're all very disappointed in you. 

Please don't let this happen again. 

We got another new guest on the show today. His name is Bobby. He is coming to you from Chicago. The most traveled and delightful human I know. 

Thanks for not listening and thank you even more for not sharing this secret, secret, oh so secret please tell no one, podcast. You're all doing a great job. 

Cheers, 

The person writing these podcast descriptions

Tim is back! Kyle is also back! You should get equally as excited about both. Something you should be less excited about is unfortunately I am on this episode as well. 

Thankfully, this is a Secret Podcast so I won't ruin too many days with my segment.

Shhh. 

Yet another episode. Kyle and Markie only on this one. Sorry. 

Kinda proud of you all. Keeping this a secret and all. 

This episode is the first and hopefully not the last that features our good friend Tim. His segment is by far the best this show has ever had and hopefully, he comes back to grace you with his lovely voice. 

But still like don't tell people guys, jeez. 

Shhh

We got to the big benchmark. Episode 5 bay-bee!

Still just Kyle and I. I think Tim might be coming around soon. 

Shut the heck up, you hecking secret sharer. 

This is the 4th episode. Glad you can count but not keep a secret. 

This one is a straight shot just Kyle and me. Yeah, sorry to disappoint you but Kyle hasn't learned how to type yet. 

Shhh. 

Yo. Ep 3. This secret also has a secret five minutes from our first guest Chris. 

Please ignore the fact that he recorded this on the same phone he had when he told the story in the episode. 

Do not share this. I cannot stress enough how much anxiety this gives Kyle.  

This episode is about wasting time. 

We told you to get out of here and this is a secret yet here you fricking are...

It's a secret. Plus use dis·cre·tion. 

Alright well, see you during our next therapy session.