Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 9 was BURSTING w/ information!! These couples are starting to get into their pasts with each other and talk about the L word. We're hearing a LOT of mentions of "sparks" and "checklists" coming from the cast members with penises, and it's getting a little exhausting. Maybe instead of playing Judge Judy these guys can put in a little bit of effort and dive in? Let's be honest, everyone should be striving to be #Gil. We felt like we were on a rollercoaster ride with *most* of these couples and Britt gets especially heated this week. :D Let's get into it.

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