Til Death Do Us Recap

Hey Til Death Do Us Recappers ~ we have returned for one final episode recapping MAFS NASHVILLE, and we're covering Reunion Part 1 and 2! Surprise surprise, things were a bit anticlimactic and overwrought. We still have plenty to talk about, though. Jasmine came with the right energy, and we were here for it. Nicole and Chris are living happily ever after. Dominique was on our screens for way too long. And the MIXED MESSAGES Award goes to SHAQUILLE. He regrets his choice which was made for a million reasons and a prophet we're barely going to gloss over, but he will try to work on getting back with her but cannot say concretely he wants her back right now and will do anything. It's giving.... "I'm being pressured on national TV and have no intention of being w/ Kirsten after this." Which is really shitty for Kirsten. There is so much to discuss so let's get into it!

P.S. We'll be on hiatus until MAFS Denver starts airing, so go back and catch up on some old seasons of our show! Share us with your friends! Enjoy your summer! 

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Amazing how less climactic a season finale hits when the audience has been ready for it for a whole month. *SIDE EYE* Look, as predicted, Married at First Sight Nashville Season Finale (episode 23) was a lot of produced nonsense, with a side of audacity and absurdity. Why are the two people who lasted 11 days suddenly main characters on our televisions? Why does Shaquille feel entitled to Kirsten's friendship and vulnerability when he just asked her for a divorce on national television? Why did Dom think Gil would be impressed by her #MAFSexperience? It's all giving *AUDACI-TEA* 

Join us as we rant and we rave on MAFS Season 16 for one of the last times!

*Reminder, we'll be off for a couple of weeks. We'll be back to cover Reunion Part 1 & 2 in one final episode! 

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Oy, friends, where to begin with Married at First Sight Nashville episode 21 & 22? We laugh a whole lot in this week's episode but... what are we REALLY covering? Because aside from Shaq dumping Kirsten, and Jasmine getting her groove back, everything feels like highly produced, frivolous, fluff! That said, there are plenty of golden moments to dissect and WTFs to scream - be it Dominyque eating AT everyone at the group dinner, Clint describing his recent release as a NASA launch, Gina & Mack's pointless date, the list goes on and we keep it under an hour. Get to listening! :)

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Can you believe we're here? Can you also believe that there are somehow 6 more episodes of this season? We can't either. First things first, we have to apologize for the sound issues this week. Tim's mic was in and out so hopefully that isn't too distracting for you. We finally have some decisions, folks! Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 20 gave us final decisions on 3/4 of our couples, and although there weren't many surprises per se', we still have PLENTY to dissect and LOL about. Join us!

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WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT! We made it through what was often a slog of a season and Decision Day is finally upon us. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 19 brought us last ditch efforts that felt like too little too late for most. Mack is still scheming and dreaming of a future with Gina and thinks he's fooling us. A kayak ride and some words aren't gonna save Airris and Jasmine no matter what the experts try and convince us. Shaquille is still ruminating on grievances from the week before and somehow Pastor Cal is calling them a power couple. HUH? Stop blowing smoke up THEIR asses AND ours, plz! We have some final guesses for these couples on Decision Day. Let's get into it!

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Holy Moly, people. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 18 brought us some audacity of the highest order. We're not sure what made us roll our eyes more: Mack pretending he cares about Clint when he really is just trying to snag Clint’s wife, Shaq acting baffled by Kirsten needing more connection after seeing that overhead cam footage, or Pastor Cal & Dr. Pep acting shocked that Gina and Clint could be saved by watching a movie. Also, remind us when Airris earned that pole dance? We are counting down the days til everyone gets REAL real, but we have plenty to laugh about along the way! Join us.

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Okay ya'll, this week we are keeping it short and sweet and to the point. Let's be honest, the best things to come out of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 17, were the LOLs over cringey moments like the saloon/wench role play, Clint on the verge of hurling, and a Dinosaur-dress-up pressure campaign. Outside of Airris' shock at missing someone, and Clint's bombshell about "off-camera Gina" vs. "on-camera Gina" on Afterparty, we didn't get a whole lot of new info! We're in the 9th inning of this wild and often arduous ride folks - we know we can make it to the end together!! Join us : ) 

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We are only 9 days from Decision Day, friends, and this Couple's Retreat was a welcome way to break up the monotony. And even so, not a whole lot HAPPENED in Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 16. We're used to couples in the throws of big tensions and potential fights by now, and instead we've got more matter of fact discussion of the same problems they've all been talking about for most of the season. Our biggest shocker was Airris being crowned king. Our biggest question marks at this point are who, if anyone, will say yes on D-Day, in spite of not knowing whether this person is "the one". Based on some things said we might have wildcards in both Airris & Jasmine and Clint & Gina. There's also some growth to be discussed, as well as some LOLs. Let's get into it!

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Hey there! We took a week off and let's be honest... we didn't miss a whole lot. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 14 AND 15 reminded us of one thing - most of these couples are just too.far.gone. All the emergency therapy sessions in the world won't save these couples from themselves 12 days before Decision Day, and it's honestly getting hard to watch! Kirsten and Shaquille can't properly communicate with each other ... but at least they're having sex? Airris keeps screwing the pooch and Jasmine has had enough - WHY didn't they throw in the towel when Dr. Pep gave them the out? Clint and Gina couldn't be CLEARER that they don't ever intend to kiss let alone make love. It's just...more of the same. Praise be for couple's retreat next week. 

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Okay friends, this week's assignment on Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 13, was for the couples to dig deeper. To talk about childhood and reflect on how it makes them who they are today, as individuals, and in relationship. The thing is, we're worried the dynamics are stuck in second gear for... most of these couples. And a letter to your childhood self is just not gonna cut it here. Kirsten has Shaq on a see-saw, and the expectations are getting to be too much to keep up with. Airris is finally ready to bare his soul and Jasmine can't quite reciprocate (which has everything to do with him not having established any trust or safety up until now.) Clint and Gina are stuck firmly in the friend zone.... we're just not sure if these couples have a chance at going the distance. Let's talk about it!

*Don't miss special scoop from a cast member who reached out this week!

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