Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 4 was a transitional one, but gave us plenty to observe just the same! Johnny and Bao are moving in a great direction but maybe he should chill out on mentioning anal on day 2? Jose definitely asked Rachel if he could brush her teeth, and she definitely made a disturbed mental note about that request. As did we. Brittany is cringing. Myrla is veeeery comfortable complaining every other minute, and we're wondering if Gil is strong enough to play nice for much longer. We absolutely 100% do not know how to read Ryan, but we know he keeps putting his foot in his mouth at the very least. Bless Brett and her beautiful red hair for staying open. Mom might not be sure about Zack and Michaela, but Michaela seems pretty sure about Zack and Michaela, so much so it appears the marriage has been consummated! All of this and much much more, join us as we dissect and laugh together. 

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress