Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 5 DID NOT DISAPPOINT. We get deep into the honeymoon vibes, first real dates, and lots of intimacy talks. Will Bao's hot and cold nature be too much for Johnny, or will the snoring predicament be their demise? Is Myrla capable of not complaining for an hour straight? Jose shocks us all by being the knight in shining armor of the episode, even if he does still make us cringe with his fashion choices and insistence on HAND FEEDING his wife all meals. Ryan is still just giving us potatoe-with-a-penis vibes, but we're holding out hope because Brett still has sparkly eyes. We made ourselves laugh a lot in this episode, so we hope you do too!

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Intro Song - Don't Go Home - Pet Dress