We took a week off and we are back at you with a recap of Married at First Sight Season 14, Episode 2 AND 3, aka ALL OF THE WEDDINGS! Where do we even begin? Sure, Alyssa cried reading Chris's beautiful letter, but that was only when she was envisioning an Abercrombie model writing it. Whatever the opposite of love at first sight is? That's how Alyssa feels about Chris. His life vocation of frisbee golf and his friend's insight into his behavior just make everything worse. It's hard to have any hope here or understand why the experts matched these two. In true Olajuwon form, he talks AT everyone to fill the space and doesn't seem to pick up on any social cues. So much so that he thought dry humping his new wife KatRina (lol) in front of her family was the correct choice. We stan Steve & Noi Moi. Jasmina and Michael give us a lot of hope. And Lindsey & MTS continue to be our wildcard! No surprise, we have a million thoughts on all of these couples. Listen and share with your friends! 

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress