Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

Detective Mike is spoon-fed a break in the case, Bree tries to guilt the gay away, and Lynette takes Guaca-molly. This week, Erin and Jakub wonder if dating is exactly like house hunting, and question why there are so many shots of Gaby (or Tina's!) feet.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

The return of the love triangle NOBODY asked for, Andrew looks Camp right in the eye, and we FINALLY find out who Dana is. This week, Erin doesn’t realise when men are topless and Jakub falls for the pancake king.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Everybody loves a pamphlet, Gaby hypothetically wins the lottery, and things get Van De Camp Hennessy. In this week's episode, Jakub lays into Susan and Erin laments on her childhood fantasy of having amnesia.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

In a truly unforgettable and life changing episode for Erin and Jakub, we have the first Desperate Housewives and Julie the Vampire Slayer crossover episode!

We are joined by the hilarious Dagney Kerr who talks us through her arc as Nurse Hisel in the show, shares behind the scenes details of her time on set, and yes, yes we DO ask her about Julie the Vampire Slayer.

The wonderful Dagney Kerr can be found @dagneykerr on Instagram.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Susan and Edie go on a fun frenemy side quest, Lynette breaks HIPA laws, and Gaby saves a fortune on toilet paper. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub unpack the lane's most unpredictable hook up and publicly apologise to Susan.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages. 

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette assaults the elderly, Gaby tries being a mattress actress, and Parker Scavo wears the cruelest wig on television. In this week's episode Erin and Jakub audition for Mike's (highly controversial) detective agency, and Erin seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to defend Lynette.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan continues to flop, George tries to put his best foot forward with Bree, and Felicia gives the people what they want - and by people, we mean Erin! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub debate what podcasts the ladies of Wisteria Lane would host.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.