David and Mark discuss birds, penguins, ducks, swans, cranes, puffins, porgs, the Last Jedi and Lord of the Rings, stalker spray and the sad and dark hints regarding Strong Sad's behavior toward Marzipan, Homestar's alter egos Batman and Sugarface, credit card fraud, Coach Z's dance moves, the Cheat's creativity and rewards, mortgage and real estate terminology, ridiculous ads and phone numbers, and more!

Marzipan Answering Machine 10, New Boots, Senor Mortgage