It's a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure game-style toon! David and Mark follow Homestar as he attempts to recreate Marzipan's ruined recipe for morphing Homestar. Will Homestar MICHAEL Runner become a hunk, a tofu man, a one-eyed monster, or a bizarro Marzipan? Taco-Man came by and Bubs has a terlet brush and Jurassic Park 3 memorabilia. Walk along with us in the spooky forest as we encounter and discuss strange segues and non-sequiturs. And more!

David and Mark jump in the way-back machine to discuss a side-project freelance gig the Brothers Chaps did to create a Homestar Runner-style cartoon (with some weirdo mushrooms) for a pizza chain and the fact that olive oil is nature's Coppertone. Next, they discuss the puppet sketch with Colonel Homestar and Bennedetto the popcorn popper enforcing the 'no working on labor day' regulations, and The Cheat's fun bowling alley animations. What are you doing this Labor Day? Today-borday is Labor-dabor-day.

David and Mark discuss birds, penguins, ducks, swans, cranes, puffins, porgs, the Last Jedi and Lord of the Rings, stalker spray and the sad and dark hints regarding Strong Sad's behavior toward Marzipan, Homestar's alter egos Batman and Sugarface, credit card fraud, Coach Z's dance moves, the Cheat's creativity and rewards, mortgage and real estate terminology, ridiculous ads and phone numbers, and more!

Marzipan Answering Machine 10, New Boots, Senor Mortgage

David and Mark discuss the flag and fireworks and enjoy the summer holidays with Homestar, Cardboard Marzipan, Bubbs, Senor Cardgage, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat... How many stars and stripes are on the flag? Where was Missy/Marzipan? Will Lucy let Charlie Brown kick the football and will Senor throw the ball to Strong Bad? Hurry and Listen! The sale ends soon!

Flag Intro, Senorial Day, Happy Fireworks!

David and Mark discuss Strong Bad emails 105-108, including Strong Bad's half-hearted attempt to find a replacement and full investment in making others do silly things, Homestar's singing, Marzipan's song and dance, Bubbs and Strong Bad being similar, Delorted!, the Cheat Day song and email routine, fake IDs, minors vs. miners, tall people in caves, caves between South Korea and North Korea, Saboteur!, the Spider-Man and Batman tilt, buddy cop movie and TV tropes, and more!

David and Mark discuss deodorant, product placement, grocery store coupons, the price of nuclear warfare, Gerard Butler and Gérard Depardieu, inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior, the juvenile behavior of Reynolds, teachers showing videos, Gun-haver's ridiculousness, and more!

Shopping for Danger/ Commandos in the Classroom

David and Mark discuss the origins of Cheat Commandos, the theme song, the toys, G.I. Joe and GI Joes, Rambo, the A Team, Star Wars toys, Cold War cartoons, educational TV programming, the Cheatar at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and more!

Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos... O's, The Cheatar

David and Mark discuss the band They Might Be Giants and their guest appearance for Puppet Jams! Homestar has Bad Jokes and he reminds us to take our vitamins, consider tropical laser beams, beware of celebrities, and we discuss the old PC and Mac games Spectre and Spectre Challenger, TRON, and the ever-changing artwork of 3D landscapes...

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David and Mark talk about the passage of time, the King of Town and food gorging on Thanksgiving, the Olympics on NBC and NHK as well as other cable sports coverage, prank phone calls, Cableman Jorge, the creepy words of Coach Z, Strong Bad's alibi, hefty bags, Homestar's sassy anger and surprising eloquence, Homestar's impressions of Strong Sad and other characters including himself, answering machine tapes, and more!

What is the best cure for the hiccups? David and Mark this and other topics including the Batman TV show from the '60s, George Carlin and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bubbs's standup comedy, Strong Sad's and Strong Bad's haiku performance, autumnal vegetables in chorus, turducken, dogs in costumes, taking pictures of dogs, and more!

Halloween Fairstival and More Fan Costumes