Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, arguing that an older Prince, hardened by decades in the purple trenches of Minneapolis, would fight like a man who’s played every instrument in a funk war zone and still found time to steal your girl with a little cream sha-boogie-bop. Moderator Kraig tries to keep things civil, but when the men's entourages are banned and it comes down to pure rhythm and rage, the glove comes off and the frilly shirt gets ripped to shreds. Will it be glitter punches or funky uppercuts that settle this one? Grab your sparkly satin glove and your raspberry beret - 'cause we're gonna be starting something on this episode of Mass Debate!