Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat” Jed is just blinded by Star-Lord sparkle, while he puts all his faith in his homeboy “Hemi”, citing his "documentary Invincible" as undeniable proof of his superiority, only for Jed and moderator Kirk to eventually reveal that Kraig has his show titles mixed up. As Kraig fumbles through his notes like he’s trying to open a PDF with Thor's hammer, chaos erupts. Jed accuses Hemsworth of being a beautiful empty-headed brute, and Kraig calls Pratt a golden retriever with abs. Confusion, delusion, and Chris-mas cheer collide on this episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, arguing that an older Prince, hardened by decades in the purple trenches of Minneapolis, would fight like a man who’s played every instrument in a funk war zone and still found time to steal your girl with a little cream sha-boogie-bop. Moderator Kraig tries to keep things civil, but when the men's entourages are banned and it comes down to pure rhythm and rage, the glove comes off and the frilly shirt gets ripped to shreds. Will it be glitter punches or funky uppercuts that settle this one? Grab your sparkly satin glove and your raspberry beret - 'cause we're gonna be starting something on this episode of Mass Debate!

Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best for time travel: always to the future or always to the past. Kirk proudly claims he’s a “forward thinker” who’s too busy blasting ahead to be weighed down by Kraig’s VHS-era fantasies. But Kraig, decked out in historical inaccuracies, insists the past is where the real action is - especially if you’re trying to get rich, do a podcast with Jay-Z, or casually rewrite immigration policy. Moderator Jed tries to keep the timeline intact, but logic takes a flying DeLorean off a cliff as both debaters misuse Back to the Future II like it’s a documentary. Things reach paradox levels of stupid when Kirk promises that if he reaches the future and finds Kraig hasn’t ended homelessness, he’ll knock his dick in the dirt. Causality collapses, common sense time-loops, and no one remembers who started it…on this episode of Mass Debate!

Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep!  We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate which pint-sized horror menace is easier to outrun: Chucky, the foul-mouthed doll or Leprechaun, the gold-obsessed gremlin. Kraig argues it’s simple physics - you can’t run from magic, but you can dropkick a doll across a parking lot. Jed, ever the technicality troll, claims you just don’t touch the Leprechaun’s gold and you’re good to go. Logic gets tossed out like a cursed amulet, and insults fly faster than a tripped toddler on this episode of Mass Debate!

On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza deserves resurrection through fire, preaching the gospel of crispy crusts and gooey cheese as if he’s reviving a culinary Lazarus. But Kirk, still wearing last night’s glitter and regret, argues that cold pizza is the breakfast of champions, and the only thing standing between him and a complete physical and mental collapse. When Jed calls Kirk a filthy animal that eats slop, Kirk fires back that true greatness doesn’t need warming up, and if Jed’s taste buds weren’t cooked from years of mediocrity, he’d know that. It’s a deep dish of drama topped with personal pan insults and a drizzle of shame on this episode of Mass Debate!

In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguing it’s the only power that lets you skip traffic, dodge bullets, and still make it home in time for Murder She Wrote. Things escalate when they get weirdly passionate about which power is better for stabbing assailants - Kraig likes the slow, creeping poke, while Jed prefers to pop in, thrust hard, and vanish. By the end, one thing’s clear: if these debaters had either power, they'd still find a way to miss the point and arrive late to the moral high ground. Just another day in the BPM war room on this episode of Mass Debate!

Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back that West’s version was basically Batman: The Musical, minus the trauma, and says Bruce Wayne was born from blood, not bams, boners, and biffs! Kraig cries like a little Robin, saying Bale could use less brooding and more fun. Things spiral faster than a batarang when Jed forgets to assign the BPM Spurt of Brilliance, prompting Kraig to declare Jed’s moderating, and manhood, a total sham. Tune in for capes, chaos, and catastrophic masculinity. We're going to visit the deepest, darkest corners of the Batcave on this week's Mass Debate! 

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek!  Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian fantasy we should all be working toward. Kraig just tries to keep the phasers set to “stun” before someone actually whips out their tauntaun. It’s the ultimate sci-fi circle jerk: one side promises action and explosions, the other wants to take you on a slow, sensual five-year mission. Get ready to warp your hyper drive into hilarity on this episode of Mass Debate!

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely diaper jockeys choking down Tang, while cowboys eat steak and ride free. Jed says it's lonely out on the range, where cowboys are forced to eat nothing but beans and snuggle with their horse for warmth. Can Kraig outdraw Jed with his wisecracks, or will Jed moonwalk all over Kraig's goofy ass? It’s cactus prick vs. space dick, on this episode of Mass Debate! 

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls. But guest debater Jason counters with the cold hard truth: Juggalos burn tires for warmth, drink up all the Faygo, and wear clown makeup unironically. It’s sequins vs. soot on this week's Mass Debate!