By Massive Report
All things Columbus Crew talk, news, and analysis.
BONUS CONTENT!! Well, the news of Aidan Morris's transfer came down pretty quickly, so we had to do an emergency pod. Our thoughts on the impact of this move on Aidan and the team moving forward. Does Aidan belong in...
Pat recounts his trip to Mexico for the CONCACAF Champions Cup final, Bart had some poop jokes he had held on for a week, oh, and Tim Bezbatchinko is leaving the Crew. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph look at all...
That didn't look good. It also sounded like it didn't feel good for the players or staff going in. Alas, the Crew failed to bring home the CONCACAF Champions League cup home from Pachuca. Brian, Brett, and Sam break down...
The Columbus Crew rack up their third win in a row on the road, but their next one may be the most important road game in their history. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph look back at the Crew's 2-0 win...
The Crew pick up 2 wins on the road against Montreal and Chicago to get back on the right track in MLS play. Still no Cucho. Brian, Murph, and Sam break down the action and look ahead to the last...
"I had a weird feeling about this game..." ~Wilfried Nancy Same, coach. Same. Alas, there is a first time for everything, and this time is was a home loss against FC Cincinnati. Brian, Brett, Murph, Bart, and occasionally Sam break down...
You're not tired of CONCACAF talk yet, are you? Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam bring their perspective on this historic Champions Cup run. And of course we talk Hell Is Real too
The Crew beat Monterrey, but return to the cycle of draws for their 5th straight against Montreal. We have thoughts. Lots of thoughts.
It was the Ted Unkle show again at a Columbus Crew vs Portland Timbers game. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Sam bring the heat after watching the replay. The Crew's busy week continues, and the group takes a look at the...
The Columbus Crew get a HISTORIC win in Mexico to advance to the semifinals of the CONCACAF Champions Cup for the first time ever, then proceed to earn a point on the road against a top Western Conference team in...
The Columbus Crew drop 2 points at home with a tie against DC United, Cucho's frustration gets the best of him, CONCACAF return leg in Mexico, and a trip west to face Real Salt Lake.
The Columbus Crew salvage a point on the road at Nashville without the services of Cucho Hernandez, but at what cost. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph breakdown the game and speculate to Cucho's reason for absence. Tigres and D.C. United...
A frustrating game in Charlotte for the Columbus Crew sees them dropping their first points of the season. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down the positives and negatives of the game, and how the Crew can rebound against Nashville...
A win on aggregate against Houston and a totally dominating performance against New York Red Bulls. The Columbus Crew are flying high to start off the season. What have we learned about this team. The replacement referees are a topic...
The Columbus Crew win two games in injury time against Houston and Chicago. We rant on some things that happened at the Chicago game, and other things in MLS. Finally, a double preview of the Champions Cup second leg against...
Not the best result, but not the worst either. The Columbus Crew get out of Minnesota with a road point and now turn their eyes to a midweek bout with Houston in the CONCACAF Champions Cup. We dive into all...
It was a COLD but victorious Crewsmas for the Columbus Crew. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down all the action from the Crew's 1-0 win over Atlanta, check other scores from around the first week of action, and look...
The 2024 Major League Soccer season is upon us!! Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam preview the upcoming season, talk about the Charlie Brown jerseys, look ahead to all the action taking place on Crewsmas, and take a quick look at...
Your Columbus Crew are a mere 18 days away from Crewsmas!! Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam look at how preseason has gone so far. They also look at the team's announced dates and themes for promotional nights, World Cup matches...
Checking in on the Columbus Crew's off season so far. Preliminary discussion of season expectations, mailbag, and who would be on our Crew Mount Rushmore. Agree? Disagree? Who would be on yours? Murph, Brett, Bart, and Sam... host the show,...
A great chat with the man, the myth, the MASSIVE LEGEND, the CHAMPION (X2), and most notably, GCGBAG's favorite lad, Josh Williams. Hear the stories, memories, and words of wisdom that Josh shared with Brian, Brett, Bart, Murph, and Sam.
It's a short off season and we have things to say. Murph, Brett, and Sam talk about the Crew's moves so far during this short break and what implications they could have on how the team looks next season.
Can you ever really have enough Cup talk? NO. More MLS Cup talk, championship parade recap, offseason moves, and the Columbus Crew's Super Draft selections with Brain, Brett, Murph, and Sam.
THEY DID IT!!! The Columbus Crew dominate LAFC from the opening whistle to secure their third major league soccer trophy. Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down everything that took place that day before during and after the game.
It was a THRILLER in the Queen City. The Columbus Crew come back from a two goal deficit to beat FC Cincinnati in extra time IN Cincinnati. Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down the game and look ahead at...
The Columbus Crew advance to the Eastern Conference final after beating Orlando City 2-0 on the road. Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam look back at how things went down in Orlando. Columbus will go on the road again to take...
It's Eastern Conference semi-final time. The Columbus Crew will take on Orlando City on their path to a possible third star. Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam looks at the Crew and Orlando's matchups this season and break down their expectations...
The Columbus Crew dominate big chunks of game three and dispatch Atlanta United right out of the playoffs. The Crew now move to the conference semi-finals against Orlando City in Orlando. Brett, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down game three...
The last time the Columbus Crew were in the playoffs they won the whole damn thing. Crew open their bid for a third star on Wednesday against Atlanta United. Brian, Brett, Bart, Murph break down the format, the team's form,...
Columbus Crew beat Montreal in the last game of the regular season securing third place in the East and a spot in the CONCACAF Champions Cup. Columbus will take on Atlanta United in the playoffs. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam...
Columbus Crew 2 is head to it's second championship game in as many years, and this time it's against Austin FC II. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down the path to this years championship and preview the Crew's MLS...
The Crew hold position with Philadelphia in the standings with a tie, but squandered a chance to solidify a home field advantage in the playoffs. Columbus will get three more chances in the remaining regular season games, and two of...
Playing some catchup after missing a few games. Brain, Brett, and Sam catch you up on all the action with their hot takes.
Columbus Crew beat Toronto FC and booed the heck out of Michael Bradly the whole night. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down the game AND the booing. They also talk to Crew President and General Manager Tim Bezbatchenko about...
It was one HELL of a night, that's for sure. Columbus Crew took it to FC Cincinnati at Lower(dot)Com field to the joy of most of the 20,000+ in attendance. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam look back at all the...
It's mailbag time!! Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam answer all your Columbus Crew questions in an extended podcast. And they looked ahead to the Cincinnati game too.
Columbus Crew is bounced out of the Leagues Cup in a penalty shootout. Did Don Garber really block the Crew from keeping Lucas Zelarayan while also signing Diego Rossi? Full breakdown of all Crew related topics with Brian, Brett, Murph,...
Whew, it was a CRAZY summer transfer window for the Columbus Crew. Who went where? who came from where? Oh, and there was also a Leagues Cup beatdown on Club America too. Brian, Bart, Murph, and friend of the show...
Leagues Cup action and recap of the Columbus Crew's summer window moves so far.
Well, that was an interesting game. Brett and Murph break down all the strange things that happened against NYCFC and look ahead to the game against Portland
An almost perfect month of June for the Columbus Crew. Aiden Morris and Lucas Zelarayan are heading to D.C. for the All-Star game, and Columbus will be hosting the 2024 version. Even a little bit of Columbus Eagles talk.
A wonder goal by Lucas Zelarayan in the 94th minute steals all three points for the Columbus Crew on the road in Chicago. New CB signing, and three players get national team call-ups. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down...
It was a six point week for the Columbus Crew, and we are here to talk about it. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph look at the good and the bad of the games against Colorado and Charlotte, and try to...
Columbus Crew split the week's games with a win over LA and a thrilling loss in Cincinnati. No rest for the weary though as they take on Pittsburgh and Nashville in another 2 game week. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph...
Hmmm, that result looked awfully familiar. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Bart look at the late collapse against Orlando, but it's a short week and the Columbus Crew have the LA Galaxy and FC Cincinnati to right the ship.
It was a bye week for the Columbus Crew, so we took a dive into some other topics. Two teams in the eastern conference fired their managers on the same day, Gauging our feelings and feedback on the AppleTV+MLS partnership...
Two losses in a row and the first one at home for the Columbus Crew in the 2023 season. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph break down what's happening and how to rebound after these results. No game this coming weekend,...
The Columbus Crew fell on the road to Charlotte FC. Plenty of performance and coaching decision analysis to parse out of this game with Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam. We also take a look at the upcoming U.S. Open Cup...
The Columbus Crew literally snatch a tie, that almost felt like a win, from the jaws of defeat in their game against the New England Revolution. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam look back at a wild night at sold out...
Columbus Crew get their first road win of the 2023 season. Brett, Bart, Austin, and Murph looks at the team's performance at the nations capital and the incremental improvements that led to the positive result. Next up, the Crew take...