ACES Radio

By Morgan Hughes, John Zidar Alex Thomas, and Darby Schaaf

What's ACES Radio about?

Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

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ACES Radio episodes:

05.31.2024
Episode 195: Supporter Drama
Join the Latin Panel as they discuss the upcoming CCL Final, and historically bad leadership decisions made by elected Nordecke officials.
04.26.2024
Episode 194 (Chug that Goo)
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in the GCGBAG, discuss CONCACAF Champions Cup, and celebrate the latest AGS Attack banger.
03.29.2024
Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants)
Join the Latin Boys as they discuss Crewzers FC versus the scab refs, Beavercreek supporter groups, Dayton being a suburb of Germantown, and why you should clean your grandma's ass before using t-shirts as underpants.
03.01.2024
Episode 192
Season NINE. Why are you still here? Go Crew.
12.15.2023
Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions)
Join the Latin Boys as we celebrate your Columbus Crew winning MLS Cup 2023, and continue to not deal with Morgan's laptop being a piece of shit.
12.08.2023
Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket)
The weekly releases continue! Morgan flees the country and Brent rises from the dead. MLS Cup cometh to Columbus complete with movie stars, pre-gaming at bars, and ticket war scars. All hail our robot overlords!
12.01.2023
Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11)
Celebrate two episodes in the last 8 days, as we welcome former Boston Celtics beat writer Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket. Also the Crew are playing Cincinnati, so we'll talk about that. Matt Miazga's whereabouts on 9/11 remain...
11.22.2023
Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker)
Join the Latin Boyz as we welcome Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket, and discuss the upcoming playoff game at Orlando City. Never forget the Columbus Butt-Licker.
10.27.2023
Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes)
Young boy hat takes, setting the record straight about playoff format, Hot Takes and zero Travis Irvine weed jokes. You'd expect nothing less from the 38th best podcast in Cowtown. #butts #sluts
09.27.2023
Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger)
Join the Latin Boys as we discuss: which Crew player would be best for Taylor Swift, why the Earthquakes owner has as small of a penis as Anthony Precourt, and why the Continuing Champion got banned from Twitter.
09.01.2023
Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal)
Join the Latin boys as they discuss the Houston loss, the impending Montreal loss, and why sweet sweet old man Keyth Naas is trying to do a cancel culture on a new Crew podcast.
08.04.2023
Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone)
Channel your Twitter rage for Dong Arber as you join the Latin Boys in saying goodbye to Lucas Zelarayan. ACES Radio does not condone the licking of mouths.
06.30.2023
Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged)
Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew.
06.02.2023
Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick)
Join the latin panel of podcast ladz as they welcome in longtime boner boy Travis Irvine, discuss the parking lot warz of 2023, and drink in the sweet sweet tears from Austin, TX.
04.28.2023
Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn)
Join the Latin table podcast boys as they discuss soccer, the valley of the kings, and how many fingers you have to put on your friend's fingers to stop them from moving a soccer team. Supporter Supply discount code is...
03.24.2023
Episode 180 (Young Boy Party)
Join the latin boys as they preview Crew vs Atlanta and grab little tiny baby pieces of paper out of a young man hat.
02.24.2023
Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes)
Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace.
01.13.2023
Episode 178
Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG
09.30.2022
Episode 177
Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture.
09.20.2022
Episode 176
Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE...
09.02.2022
Episode 175
Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports.
06.24.2022
Episode 174
Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios.
04.15.2022
Episode 173
Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us!
02.25.2022
Episode 172
2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY.
11.12.2021
ACES Radio: Episode 171
How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take?
08.13.2021
ACES Radio: Episode 170
ACES Radio is dead. Long live ACES Radio!
12.18.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 169
You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins...
12.11.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 168
OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our...
12.04.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 167
This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a...
11.28.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 166
It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome...
11.13.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 165
The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year,...
11.06.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 164
Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap...
10.30.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 163
OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about...
10.23.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 162
Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about...
10.16.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 161
Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does...
10.09.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 160
Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING...
10.02.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 159
It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here? In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew...
09.25.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 158
What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and...
09.18.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 157
OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah. The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done...
09.11.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 156
We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John...
09.04.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 155
holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY. After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront...
08.28.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 154
Phase I? MORE LIKE PHASE WON AMIRITE LOL oh wait Crew didn't win both games FML. The lads are here to check in; Bront is drunk in the pool, Drabby is dodging killer squirrels, and John wants to draw you...
08.20.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 153
WE'RE BACK, BABY. And so is MLS. Kind of. I guess. Bront and Drabby welcome back the one and only SEAN SITAR to the show. The lads talk about what Phase I of the MLS return will look like for...
07.31.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 152
Just when you thought it was safe to get used to the idea of the Crew playing soccer again... NOPE. Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST ANDY STANKEY (WITH GUEST GUEST APPEARANCE BY JULIE STANKEY) discuss the "game" against Minnesota...
07.24.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 151
So, apparently Crew want to keep playing soccer. Cool. It's another MLS Is Back, Coronavirus Is Still Here edition of ACES Radio! Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST CHARLES CANPENISNO discuss the results against NYRB, ATLUTDWTF, and their overall impressions...
07.17.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 150
Welcome to the COVID Cup! Bront and Drabby call in to discuss how things are going in the world's most permeable bubble! Topics include a lad check-in, why John's name isn't mentioned above, Crew vs. FC Fusslads, that weird-ass survey...
06.08.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 149
We're back and and in mid-season form for a sport that is in early season hiatus! John and Drabby discuss things while Bront is off licking N95 masks clean to make the world a safer place. The lads check in,...
05.01.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 148
Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he...
04.24.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 147
Good news: your favorite podcast is still putting out content! And ACES Radio is doing the same! John, Drabby, and Bront check in and wind up talking about grills like a bunch of cargo short wearing dads. #Rest. Then the...
04.17.2020
ACES Radio: Episode 146
No soccer? No problem. Except problem, because soccer podcast. Anyway, John, Drabby, and Bront check in on each other and our respective roommates, raccoon or otherwise. We talk about the first week of the #Crew96 Steps Challenge, including who's pulling...

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ACES Radio episodes:

Episode 195: Supporter Drama

Episode 194 (Chug that Goo)

Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants)

Episode 192

Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions)

Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket)

Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11)

Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker)

Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes)

Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger)

Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal)

Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone)

Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged)

Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick)

Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn)

Episode 180 (Young Boy Party)

Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes)

Episode 178

Episode 177

Episode 176

Episode 175

Episode 174

Episode 173

Episode 172

ACES Radio: Episode 171

ACES Radio: Episode 170

ACES Radio: Episode 169

ACES Radio: Episode 168

ACES Radio: Episode 167

ACES Radio: Episode 166

ACES Radio: Episode 165

ACES Radio: Episode 164

ACES Radio: Episode 163

ACES Radio: Episode 162

ACES Radio: Episode 161

ACES Radio: Episode 160

ACES Radio: Episode 159

ACES Radio: Episode 158

ACES Radio: Episode 157

ACES Radio: Episode 156

ACES Radio: Episode 155

ACES Radio: Episode 154

ACES Radio: Episode 153

ACES Radio: Episode 152

ACES Radio: Episode 151

ACES Radio: Episode 150

ACES Radio: Episode 149

ACES Radio: Episode 148

ACES Radio: Episode 147

ACES Radio: Episode 146

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