The Cooligans

By Alexis Guerreros & Christian PolancoComedy Sports Soccer

The Cooligans episodes

October 26 Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called
Today on the Cooligans... Who got left off of the USMNT October roster who deserves to be called in for November Camp?
From there Dax McCarty joins the show to talk all things MLS.
To round out the program there was a 3 year old playing so well the parents from the other team called the police.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans

00:00 Show Rundown

09:13 USMNT November Camp

37:40 Dax McCarty Joins

01:00:00 3 Year Old Baller
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1 hr 17 min
October 22 United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City
Today on The Cooligans we break down Manchester United's thumping at the hands of Como and pose the question... Would a manager change really solve anything?
From there we marvel at PSG's 4-2 victory over Barcelona despite a handful of key injuries to the Parisian side.
To round out the show debate whether or not Cavan Sullivan's move to Manchester City is a good idea despite the current drama surrounding the blue side of Manchester.
All this and more on this episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
05:50 Manchester United loses to Como
29:52 PSG win despite injuries
39:55 Cavan Sullivan to move to Manchester City
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1 hr
October 19 Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian react to Eddie Johnson and Landon Donovan's war of words.
From there Mia Hamm joins the show to talk all things US Soccer.
The guys react to new MLS Commissioner Larry Berg's comments on the state of MLS' TV deal.
To round out the show we have a preview of this week's UCL action.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
08:35 Eddie Johnson vs. Landon Donovan
34:15 Mia Hamm
59:20 MLS TV Deal
01:25:00 UCL Preview
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1 hr 37 min
October 15 City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis take a deep dive into Manchester City's massive loss to PSG in the Champions League.
From there we dive into the disappointing camp from the USWNT, and pose the question... Does Emma Hayes know her best XI?
To round out the show we break down the Crest Cup and ponder what it could mean for the NWSL.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
06:25 City get thumped
25:40 Disappointing USWNT window
39:45 Crest Cup breakdown
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51 min
October 12 Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen
Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts.
Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adoption, refugees, Dortmund vs Ajax, LAFC ultras, and sharing a name with a porn star.
00:00 12 Brothers, 1 Tragic Soccer Story
02:37 Ryan's 12 Brothers - Refugees, Adoption & Chaos
04:59 How Soccer Teammate Fong Became His Brother
05:53 Soccer As Universal Language & Learning Flags
07:22 LAFC vs Galaxy El Trafico & The Bathroom Saga
16:28 Ajax Obsession, Dortmund & Coaching Kids
28:30 Brother TJ - Prodigy to Heart Condition
34:43 EPL & Bundesliga Scouts, Harry Kane Comp
37:27 Sharing A Name With A Porn Star & Book
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42 min
October 07 Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling.
From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mario Balotelli would be the ultimate WWE villain, and the infamous Jeff Hardy story you have to hear to believe. Plus his Aspirely Workouts mission and Liverpool title verdict.
00:00 Stephen Farrelly Is Football's Realest Wrestler
02:00 From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
16:20 Liverpool Loyalty, Ireland & Hating the Glazers
36:25 Gingers, Bullying & Becoming The Celtic Warrior
46:25 Banger After Banger: 100% Every Night Philosophy
01:07:14 Dortmund, Bundesliga & Best Guinness
01:17:32 Balotelli Would Be WWE's Ultimate Villain
01:22:45 Favorite Wrestlers, Video Games & Wrestling Evolution
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1 hr 33 min
October 05 Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future.
From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes.
To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
11:05 Is Diego Kochen the Key to the USMNT?
46:30 City of Manchester vs. Man City
1:04:25 Ronaldo leaves Portugal Camp
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1 hr 18 min
September 30 USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?

From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again
36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement
50:33 What should the punishment be for Manchester City?
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1 hr 14 min
September 28 The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good.
From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of 115 charges.
To round out the show we dissect the controversy stemming from the Ireland vs. Israel match in the UEFA Nations League.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
08:00 USMNT vs. Peru Reax
33:40 Man City found GUILTY!
01:00:55 Ireland vs. Israel
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1 hr 15 min
September 23 Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus
On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next?
From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby.
To round out the show, we discuss Federico Higuaín's firing from Columbus Crew II after sexist comments made to a referee.
All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
10:36 Liga MX Pro/Rel
30:20 Madrid Derby Fallout
51:15 Federico Higuaín OUT of Columbus Crew II
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1 hr 9 min

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't…