• Parade bad
• Smell worse
• Give Gravedigger a gun
• Pre-writers busted
• Fun new game for first responders
• We know how to fix the NBA Finals
• Souvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaise
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?"
• We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason.
• We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own invention
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the mic
• What endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters
• A Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcast
• The legend(s) of Rev The River Monster
• Women's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding Stanford
• Moving through our typical progression, we come next to the Knicks coaching search
• All of this sounds made up and somehow is not. It is June
• Please bring back the celebrity summer sports shows. Thanks
• John Currie, welcome back to the Tennessee group chat extended universe
• Trade secrets about preseason rankings, divulged
• Jason takes us out on a heater
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall them
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football

• Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football?

• Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode

• Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/georgia-stomp-inc/emily-brand-0

• RSVP for the June 28th Charity Bowl celebration in Ann Arbor at pizzawestern.com

• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com

• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processing
• What do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common?
• The Legend of Cookie Man
• Spencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi Arabia
• An important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothing
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again
• Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment
• Perils of the new GTA
• Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate
• Where to go for lunch in America
• Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices
• Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning
• Staring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicle
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan Berry
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died.

• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com

• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
• The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
• We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
• Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
• It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
• This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
• Spencer crosses the bar
• An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/