• Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again
• Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment
• Perils of the new GTA
• Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate
• Where to go for lunch in America
• Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices
• Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning
• Staring uneasily at the normies cresting the horizon of the Belichick chronicle
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nathan Berry
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show because a second simply cannot exist, at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died.

• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com

• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
• The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
• We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
• Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
• It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
• This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
• Spencer crosses the bar
• An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

- Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at https://www.falconscottproductions.com/

- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property
• Final Four Recap
• Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?
• A refresher course for fired coaches
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
• Meet a new Lady Uncle
• Major League Baseball injury report
• Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
• Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
• Spencer gets a new nickname
• Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
• A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
• "How do y'all vomit?"
• This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
• Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
• Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
• The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
• And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

• Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest
• Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever
• Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark
• Anatomically correct UGA band formation
• Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this
• Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest
• I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm
• The rap song you should never play in Philly
• Country Roads circle pit
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• All Fullcast merch purchased in March will benefit Trans Lifeline, the Transgender Law Center, and Point of Pride https://preownedairboats.com/
• Same goes for all sales in March of Jason's novel https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel
• We're not really on Twitter any more. Find us at shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

• We have invented several new forms of golf
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
• The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
• And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
• Let's break down some brackets! What is in the brackets? Let's all find out together!
• At long last, witness the return of Cookie, the camp cook
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
• Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Dale update

Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal

Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again

Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show

This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions

Jason and Spencer announce some new projects

Ryan tests his skills as an actuary

Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals

Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/

Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/