Masters of Boredom

In this episode the guys talk about romance, Quiznos, and sex tourism. Ryan gives us a sneak peek at his foolproof strategies for dating and Chris questions the future of Flesh Light. 

In this episode the guys talk about Valentines Day, using bumble for purely selfish reasons, Power Rangers, and waterboarding.  Theres also lots of talk about poop. Ryan teaches us about method directing and Chris really just has a lot of questions for his co-host. 

The boys discuss how to be ethnic, black barbershops, and dogs. Chris plans to rob Lil Uzi Vert and Ryan tries to forget kissing a client. 

The boys talk about sexy Pokemon, super powered cops, and Richard Nixon's gang bang. Ryan discovers why his grandfather's nickname was "The Pipe", and Chris finds out he's too pragmatic for porn.

Alex wraps up his co-hosting duties as the guys talk about eating feet, being a sidekick, UFO's, and being persons of color. Ryan tries to explain why all his ex's have ringworm and Chris remembers who invented the cotton gin.

Alex joins the show as our first special guest and the guys talk about cryptozoology, puppy mills, climbing trees, racist bus drivers, and basements. A new sponsor lets us dream of re-experiencing puberty and Ryan explains dragons in way we can all understand...sort of.

The guys talk about bullying, children being hype men, and pranks. Chris invites some celebrity guests on the podcast and Ryan gets triggered.

The boys talk about Bumble, weird kinks, and DIY dick pics. Ryan finds out white girls don't like him and Chris teaches Ryan about gender pronouns.

The guys talk about catfishing, fighting cars, dis tracks, and hookers. Ryan plans the perfect diamond heist, and Chris becomes an inspiration to a young graffiti artist.

The guys talk about getting bird flu...twice, fighting with your dad, and confidence. Some amazing new sponsors join the podcast to help us solve a variety of problems we didn’t even know we had. Ryan tries to get his dad to finally say “I love you” and Chris discovers his dream job.