Now my days are shattered

My heart is scattered

Around down,

Fowl feathers of the night owl

Dancing in my head

In given nightgowns

Right now

Put the candle out

Put the light on

Every night,

I'm gone

Wandering around

In the eye of the camera,

My orb

Falcon turned to black panther

I prance around in a dance robe

Like a disaster

Put it out there,

Just so I can't go back

Pass the cake

Pass the butter

Pass the late night hatred

Pass away the day praying

For the faithless

And their fake friends, but

I digress

Once the cameras are rolling

A job's to be done

For the funny men of us

Are undercover

Dressing up the dead

And most disgusting sinister

The winded wonder bread apostles

I am a robot god

I am born again in acid rain

Something changed me

Here's to the late night

I hope he hates me

—I hope I'm right, at least

I hate being right—

But I'm always right.

Right hand over my bathroom counter

Stacked up attacks on the Muslims

But I love em

Or I want to

Hot tub

The doctor

Don't worry, loser

Viewerships down to two downloads

According to the numbers

My demographic is faggots and players of forenig

I have a habit for magic

Addiction to alphas,

You know?

I'm a God

I'm a robot

I was washed in the acid rain

—-

Take the back of my neck like an animal

Yes sir

Put my hair in your hands

Pull me back,

Like an animal

Up the ante

Up in the air is my ass

In a past life

I had to have you

Now I stand I higher grounds

I'm higher now

Coming up next

A deeper addiction

Coming up next

A deeper dicking

John Wiccan

Coming up next

Change the channel, coming over

Move em up

The winners circle

Then move over.

I lit a candle for another lover

A real one ,

With a body and mind

The tide of my soul wants to know you

Behold, way below deck

Deep dick

Imm in deep shit now

Way below the belt

Blow all my hole on the dope fiend

Do you want to know me

A piñata full of chocolate

Ive got a new list

And you're not on it

Aagain with this

Again with the

What's in my head

It's a letter said

Never forget this

Forget this

Forget this

Tell me how to be like this

To get a man like that

To get a real deep dick

That's way below deck

I should settle for less

Just to get my head better

Some medical man

Or some meth

Just to finish this project

I could protect a protector with holes in his pockets,

The proctor

The trophy,

Two daughters

And another one

Here's goes the show

I'm way too old for this

I just need one good Fred Again

Who knows how to hide he's a man

But conspired

Admirers,

You know what it is?

A deep dick, man

Way, below deck

Way below the belt

Get ahold of him

Ring the phone again

I been calling on Collin

Coleen is more polished

It's brother sister sameness,

Same mess for the colonizer

White on white is

Right on right

I'm just behind you

Way under the bridge

Belt around my head to make it better

I'll see you in heaven

Out of Manhattan

Where trash is the precipice

Never better

Bodies in perfection

Where it went

And where it goes again

I'll see you then

So apparently—

Shh

Wrong document

great! Now we gotta figure out why apparently—

[JENNIFER ANNISTON has a vendetta against JIMMY FALLON]

What. For WHAT?!

Idk, what did you do to this bitch?

What did I say?!

What did you do?!

JENNIFER ANNISTON

I'm not finished with you, yet!

WHAT?

I don't know.

Apparently,

Goddammit.

Wait.

What.

So he's a genius, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Which means he's like—socially inept in some kind of way….

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Flashback:

Like: the 90's, or whatever.

…are you turning me down?

Wait. So I just shapeshifted into J-Lo

Before.

Hello.

hello:

Yeah. We could have done it.

Ew.

But we didn't.

Ew.

I mean:

Cut back to:

Nobody turns me down! Not even me!

Alright.

There's something off about that dude.

Maybe he's gay…

Hm.

He not gay.

He very not gay.

Hm.

See, I knew it. He's a good guy!

[REDACTED]

He's a MONSTER!

He's an ANIMAL.

WOOOOOOOOOOF .

Oh man, that guy is a

WOOF. I'm a DOG.

Skrillex?

I'm a dog

Heeeeeeeeeeee

Baby

Heeeeeeeeee

Damn, this fools got a whole list of celebrity ass bitches

—a list celebrity.

CUT BACK TO

I'M SUPER HOT.

Hmhm. I know.

Listen.

Okay, Jennifer Aniston.

Are you trying to fuck Jimmy Fallon?!

NO!

Okay, good.

God no.

That's—

Wait, why NOT?!

—I need way more than a million dollars.

I knew it! It's about the money.

It's actually not about the money.

Wait, no, it's not?

No.

…then what is it?

Yo.

Okay, so

Everybody likes his genetics.

And I mean like

FUCK IT, I WANT HIM.

This one. I want this one!

Right here.

ICE CREAM. GET YOUR ICE CREAM.

Okay, imm not supposed to tell you this but—

What.

I'm—

JOHNNY CARSON

LOOK AT ME.

Ah, well, alright

TAG, YOURE IT.

DAMN, you're good.

Okay, I'm stoned.

Damn. I got a boner.

Cool.

JLO

look at me .

I see you.

You do see me. You know why?

…yes.

I am a-list.

I get that.

That's priority level ho status.

Uhhh—-

Ben affleck.

That's real?!

Some other guy—

This guy.

Wait,

But that Fallon motherfucker?!

[Redacted]

He turned me down!

Hey, so, uh—

No thanks.

WHAT.

*shrugs.

*

BITCH.

Look, okay, I'm not touching this.

Why NOT,

His WIFE is CUTE.

Dawwwe.

Gangsta.

Oh, no, you know what?!

What?

You're gonna write this—

And you're gonna like it.

Pass.

PASS?!

Yes. I am not going to attack Fallon.

ATTACK.

THINK OF THE KIDZZZZZZ.

That is a nice midlife crisis.

Yikes.

Aaaaaahhh. Wow.

What happened.

I shifted Fallon.

And then wa—

I think I died.

I'm dying. I'm dying.

You're probably right.

My right to write this

Is your right to remain a public figure

For this cyclical fan fiction

I suck dicks for a living

And inhale tlevision

Schizophrenic sickness

Illuminati, predictive

Programmings

I'm so spamming

These hoes

Hoping I slit writsts

(Only my own though)

So

Most of the late night guys are

Conviniently enough Irish

In some way or another

Probably because

Predictive programming targets the demographic of

Somewhat

You know what?!

Nevermind, I'm not writing this.

I get it though.

I think they're hiding something.

Are you sure he's not even just a little Asian.

Positive.

Or like, adopted.

No.

Are you sure?

I mean, for the the most part—

They would never allow a—

I mean—

Just water it down host by host,

Until the racists are too old

To care who replaces him.

Shiny.

He is shiny.

Yeah, um—

Let's just face it;

Either this dude

Is the most perfect man ever

Or he's secretly getting laid every week.

What's so secret about

None of these things.

[redacted]

Look, there's nothing protecting me from a malicious system, there's nothing protecting you from me writing about you;

But hey, at least I'm staying away from The Rock

For my own sake

This equinox doesn't even have fucking free weights

What the fuck!

I need a break,

What does that mean?

The entertainment industry's been

Using me for years

At some point realizing

My infinite creativity

Comes from my

Inability to have

Actually

Every really been

Loved

So.

So.

No love, then.

Seems like it.

What about these?

Look. I like WHITE DUDES.

WHIIIIIIITE.

Not brown

Not black

Not slanted

Not Asian, really?

UGH.

The only reason—

—well, not the only reason—

I even hated him in the first place is because he

WAS so attractive

He's breaking 4th wall! Again!

Quit breaking character!

I am.

Stop it.

Fuck you, Fallon.

—that he just seemed like a douchebag.

—is a douchbag!

Always trust your gut.

There's nothing—and I mean NOTHING that would make me pull up an episode of SNL with fucking FALLON in it.

FUCKING FALLON!

GODDAMMIT,

Dude, let's just think back to a time before

OOH. COLORS.

THE COLORS.

OH.

FUCK.

Yo dude.

Fallon just kind of—

Was everywhere for awhile, wasn't he?

Yeah..:

Yeah.

For like, no reason.

No reason at all.

Yeah. He was just

Everywhere I went

Everything I saw

On everywhere I was

GODDAMMIT,

For like FIVE YEARS, bro.

That's nuts.

This is nuts.

This is famous.

W

What.

How did he get that famous?

Let me in.

No,

LET ME IN.

NO.

LET ME OUT.

Can't.

LET ME OUT OR I'll KILL YOU.

Kill me. I don't care.

What:

I think I scared that man.

He had a knife to my throat, and I thought I was done for; I might as well have been.

I was homeless, penniless, trapped in North Carolina with nothing at all, no phone, and nobody at all that knew where I was.

Nobody at all.

I looked him in the eye,

Dead on

And I told him

“Just do it.”

Now tell me again what's wrong with me.

I—

Right.

Stay in your lane. Wear your little blue fucking suit, your dress shoes, smile for the camera—

And shut the fuck up.

Cause if anybody's gonna kill me—

It's gonna be me.

N sync, it's gonna be me.

GODDAMMIT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. NOT NOW.

Why not

WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT

No, we are not.

Take it away, boys.

So you wouldn't date—

After Britney, bro?

Awhs.

Even if he wasn't married, I was too young for him—but not really—

Something in me met in the middle and collided for my attribution to mora decency as if it were anything more than a plot line bustling in my head; and even that was arousing—Patrick and Esha were lovers, so passionate an star crossed that it was hard not to imagine them as I had first saw them//as us, but in a different world, a different lifetime; a love drawn so shaken with a kiss that shattered me, with visions of grief ingrained in my mortal being, and though somewhere he, this Fallon had captured my heart, these were all just actors, mere players upon a stage in which I had no business being on, or searching for; the whole world was in my head.

Fuck it, I'm useless. I'm going go back to being useless, then.

An idling motif at the end of the block reminded me, I would never be safe or loved again. This was the end of days, and the end of my days, and I only hoped to one day soon be relieved of life itself…

[Tales of a Superstar DJ]

Once Prosperous to throw the stone asunder

Glisten whispers of water

Tears of all tears

Of time to the altar,

For follow for fellow–

A felon of antigone,

Grace, with shed a tattered tail

o flew with feathered Phonix hath feared, forshadowed not,

agreed upon, Hoever was, the velvet woven path of us,

So honored in her fortress

of the trees

electromagnetisim

robot - mitzvah

-31.

[As Seen on TV]

Stage 9 - Married with Children, I thnk

synonyms - a- side

antonyms - (B-side)

whoever

Lentiles

Anaheim Peppers

Beets

“Neo House”

For what a withered want would call

An honor fortunes fure,

gloridied wherein in shadows ast upo flfetions the recate encantment

foreward come the

One who waits

Believing darkness his fate

Thank you God,
I love you

-Blū.

DANE COOK Arrives RIGHT ON TIME

WTF is THIS.

AGAIN.

Oh–NO.

AM I IN A MOVIE?

Ahem…

Amen.

ILLUMMIIINNAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

(lol)

JOHNNY DEPP

I had the most terrible dream this morning

HEWEY LEWIS

(reading the news)

What was it?

[LEWIS + CLARK]

[copy + paste]

JOHNNY DEPP (CONT'D)

I was just

HEWEY LEWIS

?

JOHNNY DEPP

–very– briefly–

HEWEY LEWIS

Spit it out.

JOHNNY DEPP

Sober.

[beat]

HEWEY LEWIS

Is that it?

JOHNNY DEPP

(shrugging, wide-eyed)

**face **

Look kid, shit or get off the pot!

Not on purpose…

But with

(always with)

GOD

You know why I love mormons?

Cause the fake straight marriages in the alligience of procreation.

That's it.

That's amazing, though.

To be entirely homosexual–and still marry a member of the opposite sex

Just to have kids!

WHAT?

That's incredible.

[The TV People]

Katherine Learns of PAt's indedelity and stays quiet about it; She then seduces Paul Peters, and later admits this to Patrick out of guilt. Patrick then uses his pull within the network to have Pau drugged during a large banquet, forcing him to retire to his suite at the hotel early–Patrick then seduces his wife, Linda. Upon leaving the tryst, then run into Paul and Linda's 30-year-old daighter–Linda hurriedly covers for their being seen together, and Patrick uses this as a means to unassumingly seduce her daughter approaching her after the banquet and romancing her quietly, after which his seduction of her is successful, she mentions that her younger sister has always been a huge fan of his, and that she'll be iin town for the weekend–he then uses this information to seduce her younger sister, allowing the older of the two daughters to find out–they begin arguing, and as Linda passes by she overhears the two arguing, angry with Patrick for having decieved her and seducing all three women in the family–Humiliated, She lashes out at Patrick by outinng her daughters to her husband; Confused and realizing that his sudden illness at the banquet was probabl caused by Patrick all along, he begins to panic, going into an acute cardiac arrest and clutching his chest in pain as the result of this quite literal heart attack; He realizes that her obvious anger at the suface is due to the hidden truth that she, too, has been seduced by Patrick; He loses conciousness, and is rushed away to the hospital, his daighters and wife still bickering, but rescued at the very last moment by his youngest, his son Jasper.

Later, Patrick visits him in the hospital with ample blackmail and an agreeement, which includes his resignation letter from the company, as a forfiture of his association with The Network, and numerous non-disclosures. He agrees, realizing Patrick's power and pull within The Network is a threat to his life, and family.

Patrick's remaining love and trust for Katherine diminishes, and his affairs become less meaningless, as he begins seeking bonds and partnerships outside of his marriage, however maintaining his composure, and even accepting Katherin's pleas for forgiveness.

Nobody wants to touch this project.

–well, wy not?

Because, she's dangerous!

–there's blood all over this!

–it's cursed blood.

the oath

(that guy, from 30 rock)

Jay something– i think

(he plays josh)

I'll write it.

The omen.

the sacrifice.

It's over.

Don't do this, Jim

I have to!

It's my only way out of this.

You have my eyes on. Why

Because.

I probably like them, or something.

That's my song.

And that's my son.

All my crosses

John

Paul

“For The Birds”

30

____

What happened?

IT just turned off

Turn it ON.

We can't!

Jesus took the wheel.

On all m crosses

On all my stars

On all my curses

On all my Gods

Erase M Hexes

Remove My Bonds

Return my Love

Protect My Rick

-The God of the Rck.

-The Walk from The Plaza

A Novel

It was a long walk back to Boston

Buut the long journey

Had just begun

[This is The Hook]

I'm dead.

Well, i'm a monster.

THE LITTLE BLUE

BOOK OF SHADOWS, I

I am PEACE

I am LOVE

‘The Pentacles”

by

The Ace of Wands

Contrary to its name, this ritual, dressed as a pelll, adresses to reverse to debilitating effects of a malpracticians curse of black magic, witchcraft, altered Shamanism (to kill or harm rather than to heal), Voodoo, Hexes, Curses, bindings, demonology and Chaos MAgic, or ay magic and or magick with ill intentioned power harmful to the enchaned which may damage them for any given cause with negative effects, or intention.

This ritual uses 9 Candles, and is meant to reverse all toxic presenses, repel vilont and putried energies and/or enemies, vanish demons and negative or unwanted lower vibrational energies and dimisih the sender of all harmful intentions of his or her will to hurt, creae gain from the persecution of his or her target, enemy, or subjet, stripping the attacker or abuser of ther power to create, alter or perform all magical tasks, enter higher realms of consiousness, or to make or create energetic bonds, essentially stripping this person (the attacker or abuser) o their ability to further practive any skill or artform within the occult sciences or magical realms; Therefore expelling this evil from any of its intended pathways, and returning it t it's sender, the attacker r abuseer, dismantling the intentions set by the malpracticioner of such, for the harm placed onto its target to amplify, not in retalalitation, however, but as a reflection and concloerate of energy as it will continue to grow in it's path back to the original sender, therefore the ill intention, pain, and or death caused by the misuse or malpractition of such magic immorally or otherwise.

This ritual restores it's practitione' ability and will to love beyond boundary, bondage, or servitude within any and all realms, and will remder the original attacker, abuser, or enemy thereby unamee , out of focus, and bonded eternally to the mortal realms; Immortality becomes hereby unattainable, and this evil energy is therefore never to be recycled. All posessions, beings, and objects encanted with this evil spirit or energy are then returned to their normal state.

ENLIGHTENMENT

All demons used to carry out specific tasks and demolisions within the attacker's amnifestation of evil intention are therefore destroyed; All energies used to dismantle and harm can no longer remain intact, and any residual energy amplified may only hurt, harm, or kill the original attacker.

This ritual need not be repeated, as it is set with intention in the assertation of positivity and higher coniousness, to ward off all evil, whether magical or sociao-ppolitical, humanitarian, or otherwise–the intentional creation of harm or heard to another by deadly or harmful force returnsto the attacker, the amplification imminent, not amplified by the spell or ritual it'self, but the energy's velocity within the distance at which it must return to it's sender–the attacker, or abuser.

(The hatred and damage will richochet.)

Set your true and humble intentions with ink onto pape fold thrice, ad place in the center of your altar.

Seal a circle of protetion with your desired symbol or sigil for protection, or multiple of your choosing.

Carve your markers with positive, loving intentions.

Do not use negative energy to encant your markers or candles.

ENCANTMENT:

OPEN MY EYES SO THAT I MAY SEE YOU

OPEN MY MIND SO THAT I MAY KNOW YOU

OPEN MY HEART, SO THAT I BECOME YOU

LOVE RELEASE ME FROM ALL HARMFUL TIES THAT BIND

STO SEEK TRUTH

BEYOND LIGHT

SO THAT I MAY BECOME

AND RISE ABOVE

ALL THAT IS KNOWN

TO BEGIN AGAIn

WHICH YET UNKNOWN

AMEN

(AND SO I AM ;

SO MOTE IT BE,

AND SO IT IS

[EBCGABGN+TNEBT =]

I'mma just leave that there, but what I meant to say was

ENCHANTMENT

Which is the adult sequel to

ENCHANTED.

Which i'm pretty sure was Disney,

So idk how to get away with that at all.

TINA FEY

What's this space.

The blackbox.

nice .

Ca-ching!

I got my eye on you

(Ū)

My ion

You are in my eyes

You are in my light

You are in my life

The star that shines,

For a reason

recently

At any given time

Day or night

Rain or shine

[Protective Action Sequence Initiated]

I did NOT “OOPS” 3 times!

And I only purpled once!

LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS,

RItual II

“Provocotive Nonchalonce”

Lol “Nonchaloncé”

I love her so much.

This ritual/spell shields its castig agent with a seal of positive enlightenment, guarded by truth, tranquility, peace, and light–this rtua will remove any and all intended negative incantations, repels unwanted entitites, negativity, and evil spirits, and reverses any intention of harm, hatred, punishment, or intent to kill or control in any way its caster or practitioner. This frees the performer of the preformer of this ritual from harm, and places the vibration of the practiontioner above any harmful vibrational voids, disturbances toxicity, pain, foul play, and out of the reach o any and all of thosse who intent, which, think, gain value from, and;or speak, write, or percieve back liuck, ill will, inequality, unjust actions against, or the pollution of energy., take action toward intrusive thought, or psychick attack; This shielf also protets rom misuse of the given name, attack on the soi or spirit, and will dismantle thoghts, wods, and actions taken against the joyful and

wtf

PAIGE THE PAGE

wtf is this

KENNETH

LIZ LEMON

KENNETH put you up to this, didn't he?!

He didn't!

He didn't!

–peaceful, enjyable fufullment of one's hopes, dreams, positive energy, prpose, and dutie, with respect to its practitioner as a ritual protection, for great abundance in all things one wishes to achieve in waking life, and ties beyond the boundaries of all realms and dimensions, concious and unsoncious*

lol

Unconcious!

COME!

I'm guessing it's just

UNSONICIOUS.

[defintiion: soncially unpleasant, in some or any way]

Wow, the greeks again.

I guess.

–Consious and unconsious–

LEO DICAPRIO

MATT DAMON

[ENTER THROUGH THE EXIT]

{Enter The multiverse}

Welcome to New York!

lol

the entrance IS the exit

R e v o l v e r

We gotta get back there!

Yes.

But first

ALI

You must see this.

JET

You must to see this, to.

MATT DAMON goes to BELLA PIZZA in the small and desolate truck-stop interstate town of MESQUITE, NEVADA

PIZZA PORTAL

I went from DKNY

To BKNY

b2K can kills my

JZ

ENVY my IVY league

Sen PAI

SEND PIE

For this guy, please!

He just did

THinking to get

This high

Ride

This bike

Right to sleep

Try this

Cry-CyLCLE

Keep writing

–infinite, to reate an aura of sety withinon'e energetic field, at any given time.

Place your altar as such

NORTH

WEST EAST

SOUTH

FOR ALL THAT EXISTS WITHIN REACH OF MY EYES AND EARS

AND SO WITHIN,

LIES MY BODY AND SOUL, LET ONLY THERE BE PEACE, LOVE TRANQUIITY, RESPECT, HOPE, HAPINESS, JOY, AND GREAT STRENGTH,

SO THAT ALL I AM AND ALL I FIND IS BEAUTY,

ART, SUCCESS, ABUNDANCE, WEALTH, FAITH, HEALTH, AND LIGHT, SO THAT ALL THE WORLD IS TO BE GREATER MADE FROM MY PRESENCE,

WHICH WILL PASS INFINITEL THROUGHOUT ALL THAT I AM, ALL THAT I DO, AND ALL THAT I MAKE,
AND ALL THAT I BECOME,

A BEACON OF LOE AND LAUGTER,CREATION, AND EVOLUTION,

THROUGHOUT ALL PLACES I INHABIT, AND ALL THINGS WHICH INHABIT TO EXIST THROUGH ME.

AMEN

(So mote it be)

[and so it is done]

WITH THANKS,

I AM.

Synthetic kick bass

snare stick hit hard

963hz – 96.5hz

Apache –Fuck Boy

Got the whole

squad

doing

whoop-whoops

That's a good job,

But i fucked up

nah

Gotta be a

Rockstar

I'm a God,

God!

deng Miley,

What the fuck.

wurly (durly) piano.

Piano Chorch Chop2

Paradise.

Feel like i”m winning a race

ya !

I should go buy a race

car

pencil , no pen

I'll erase

ya

my niggaz is fighting a race

war

sorry !

(Not)

you started it

(hah)

I'll finish it

(brah

This ain't no nerf gun

I'll make you nervous on Broadway.

(NO!)

This is a one-way

Stay in your lane!

Ride the wave, like

SURFBOARD

SURFBOARD

This is my turf, hon

I'll ake you walk in a rain storm.

-31.

-31.

-31.

Stirl it up like I'm Bob Marley

Your curses can't hurt me!

They called me up

I'mma cat call you,

I'm Johnny Bravo

JOHNNY BRAVO

Oooohhh, Mama!

I'm

JOHNNY DEPP

I got laid

At the oscars.

Whats up.

311!

SURFBORD

-31!

Shut up (bitch)

Shut up (bitch

Shut up (bitch)

-31.

They calling me

JOhnny

Bravo

Bravo!

I got a whole show

On my oscars

They called me a

Shut up! (Bitch)

31

31.

YOU FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND?!

EVERYBOD FUCKED RUSSEL BRAND.

CUT TO :

BEFORE:

RUSSELL BRAND

Where is everyone?

Ū

:eyes

…I'm everyone…

RUSSELL BRAND

–Right!

:eyes

[beat]

So that I shall livevicaiously and victoriously in love through all great ones

Who come before me, so that I shall inspire those who come after,

In light, in loe, in art, in life, in music, in film, on stage, and off–to live and love wholly by the grace of all that be

[EXCERPT FROM]

[THE TV PEOPLE]

[It is pouring rain; PATRICK has been following ESHA around after work in her daily outings, though for quite some time, only now making himself known.]

PATRICK

…Esha…

ESHA

–Patrick?!

Did you follow me here?

PATRICK

Yes..

ESHA

Why?

PATRICK

Esha–

ESHA

(knowingly)

–Don't.

PATRICK (CONT'D)

I love you.

ESHA

Don't!

PATRICK

Well, I do.

ESHA

You know what, Patrick, stop it.

PATRICK

I can't.

ESHA

You can. You have to, actually,

goddammit –

Do you understand?

PATRICK

I don't understand, Esh…

ESHA

You are a bleeding heart.

PATRICK

–I'm a bleeding, bloody–

Everything—-everything....!

[He attempts to hold his wounded wrist against her own; she calmly but firmly removes his embrace, gripping him, before gently letting him go; his arms fall to his sides, freexing for a moment, then cluthing the collar of his partially open jacket; They are soaked.]

ESHA

That's not what I meant, Pat.

BOOM.

HEADSHOTS IN MY DMS

BUNK BED THOUGHTS

LIKE TWO AT A T-MS

FUCK YOU COUGHS,

STOP STEALING MY ™ s

THIS PHOTO THOT IS CONFUSED

AS THE DEMONS!

YOU JUST TRYNA BE ME

CAUSE YOU SEEN HIM

2 DROPS DOGBLOOD

LEAK IN MY DREAMIN

TOO MUC PROCESSED THOUHTS

IN HYA SCHEMIN

YOU'RE UNOROGINAL WORLD

IS JUST ME

AT THE EE-ND.

We are not alike

We are the same

I know nothing about you

But your name

Apparently, I'm famous

Now we made the game

And keep on playing.

Wtf.

Dtf?

Idk.

Ū?

lol

Kk.

rofl

CUT BACK TO

Lol wtf man

This is

THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS

like

In order.

Lol

Ok

[THE TV PEOPLE]

PATRICK

What do you mean?!

Stop speaking in metaphores!

You're like a–

ESHA

Like a what?

[beat]

PATRICK

(reflectively)

Like a puzzle.

I love puzzles.

–

PATRICK/

ESHA CONT'D

(Simultaneosly)

–you know that.

–I know that.

ESHA

Look, Pat. This has to stop!

PATRICK

It can't stop. It doesn't stop.

I'LL EXPOSE YOU ON OPRAH

TAKE YOUR WHOLE NOTEBOOK

ROLL, AND SMOKE ALL YOUR DOPE UP!

CLOSE UP ALL YOUR CHAKRAS

BEAT YOU, THEN CHOKE YA

EAT YOU ALL UP LIKE A FRUIT ROLL UP!

Jealosy

Could never be a friend to me

Vanity

Could never be the end of me

[The Enemy of my Enemy is Into Me;

The Enemy of my Enemy is–]

c o l o r s ft. C'cxell Soleïl

Continuum

Conundrum

Loop3r

[THE TV PEOPLE]

ESHA

It has to; for your own sake! Look at you, Pat.

PATRICK

Look at YOU!

ESHA

Me?

I'm a ery low rung on this very high ladder–you know that;

Or do you? Do you even realize how high up the ladder you are?

PATRICK

..Too high up .

ESHA

At the top!

PATRICK

–Not the top.

Almost…

ESHA

Exactly So why look so far below

when your ‘almost' i something

I can't even see?

Damn. This shit gets deep.

Yeah.

THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS,

RITUAL III

‘The Beholder of The Eye'

by

The Eye of the Beholder

rarity-

A track inspired as a sonic interpretation of each stage at EDC

As Seen on TV

Happy Accidents, Ū, c o l o r s, TBA

The Great Adventures of Uptown A

Uptown A

Project 3

Sunni Blu

-the kidd

-31.

INZO–

PATRICK

Would you believe me at all

If I told you that the ladder

Was on it's side?

ESHA

Now you're speaking in metaphores.

PATRICK

Well, solve this puzzle, then–

Where you are–I am.

I'm no above you, I'm beside you–

And if you look–not up,

But right,

You will see the top,

And everything in between

You'll see everything.

ESHA

Trust me–

PATRICK

–I do trust you.

ESHA (CON'T)

–I've seen enough.

PATRICK

Trust me–there's more.

[THE TV PEOPLE]

The questionable impulses and innate habits adding up to the lovable antics of a popular late night funny man land him in a seemingly downward spiral, and maybe even a whole new world of trouble.

Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy

COPYRIGHT 2023, THE FESTIVAL PROJECT

COPYRIGHT 2024 THE COMPLEX COLLEVTIVE

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

[JIMMY FALLON (F) prepares to shoot himself in his office.]

THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS

RITUAL IV

PROSPERITY

“A Call TO THe Candula”

By

The Keeper of The Keys

Infinite and expasive wealth, income, prosperity, success, and abundance in all dimensionand reals of existence for the practitioner of this rtual; Ensures and quick windfall of both expected and unexpected lump sums of money in large amounts and quantities. Opens foors for new opportunities and growth, and creates the wholeness of financies, security. Allows for growth and expanse in success, accomplishments od goals and endeavors, and grants access to skills and talents within ones gie feild of choice.

Find the Scene from Bobby where they trip LSD and end up naked to INITIALS from HAIR.

Cell phone tripod

Drea Catcher

Essential Oils

Mini Banana Breads

Mini Boxes

Tiny Mirrors

head to Head Neck and Neck

We Intertwined

THE LITTLE BLUE BOOK OF SHADOWS

RITUAL V

‘For Your Consideration'

By

The Academy

Immidiate recovery of all time, enery, and money lost–triple and quantiy all sums of–

Uh oh.

What happened.

SUPACREE and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN are BIRTHDAY TWINS

Thank You Gd

For multiplying each dollar marked

[Jimmy Fallon[

By my hand by one million US dollars, fo a starting total of

Eight Million Dollars, Which I shall recieve immidiately.

I will be a millionare this year, beginning on my birthday

March 31,

A day to be celebrated and enjoyed by all.

Thank you Fod for the talent and strength, charisma, skill, and knowledge to

Continue to rise in fame, status, and wealth, within the entertainment industry, as a musician, artist, writer, photofrapher, fillmaker, fashion designer, author, poet, dancer, singer, and actress; Thank you for suppluing endless wealth, abundance, income, success, financial freedom, and monetary gain.

I ask humbly and thank you for providing these funds, as I am certain this tie will be full of income, profit, great opportunities, lots of money, [ower, resect, and endless growth in business,

With great success.

Please and thank you for multiplying these $20 immmediately by at least Three times each, so that with each twenty dollars, I earn $60, to multiply ths profit exponentially.

Thank you for your continued protetion from my abusers, for shielding me from toxicity and mistrst, and proteting my most valued allies, friends, family, and peers.

Amen.

Do you think it'll work?

[CHRISTOPHER WALKEN shrugs, placing his hood back atop his head, sweeping his long robe from the ground, as he holds the lantern over the alter]

[CLOUDONE]

Cocaina, Migos

All Along The Watchtower, Jimi Hindrix

Just around The Riverbend, Pocahontas

I need A Doctor, Eminem, Dre.

[I AM WEALTHY]

Look,

You don't kick the horse,

Jjust because it won't ley

Prickly Pear Waffles

Taking my driver's test in a G-Wagon

All my Best friends

I was down in the W's

I was down at the W

I was down in the W's

(Huh.)

{F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Mix}

The DJs are playing lazer tag–

pew-pew

–but like– forreal, though.

[THE TV PEOPLE]

Lol Esha's Rock garden.

MAYA RUDOLPH

The scientist, however, not mad,

But a genius,

who practicies

“Alternative medicine”

What is this.

It's my penis.

*squints*

{nods}

“The Secret President”

(Of The Network)

MAYA party lines members of THE IMPENATRABLE TEN.

Hey guys.

Hey.

Hi.

Do you want to like…

*squints*

Come over, or something?

…

For some reason,

yes , actually.

MAYA

yes?

yes , actually.

I am your mind

I am

I am your eye

I am

I am your time

I am

I am you sign

I am

{FACTORY 93}

One time,

I went out to Norf Car'lina

(One Time)

On time

Cousin went out to Atlanta

(One time)

(-31)

One time,

I learnt to play piano

(One time)

One time,

I forgot to wea Pajamas

(31)

One time,

I forgot to turn the lights on

(one time)

One time,

I woke up and started shining

(One time)

One time,

Oh my God!

Yeah–

What–

Woah.

What!?

One time–

-31.

I'm the Jesus Christ of all saints hospital

A dumb doctor

Rodger that, rabbit

Or just

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

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